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Old 02-11-2021, 12:15 PM   #401 (permalink)
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Old 02-16-2021, 07:19 AM   #402 (permalink)
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Why do so many people here know so much about bad music

I can’t even make enough time for good music
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Old 02-18-2021, 05:14 AM   #403 (permalink)
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Like everybody else in the cocktail lounge, he was softening his brain with alcohol. This was a substance produced by a tiny creature called yeast. Yeast organisms ate sugar and excreted alcohol. They killed themselves by destroying their own environment with yeast shit.
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Kilgore Trout once wrote a short story which was a dialogue between two pieces of yeast. They were discussing the possible purposes of life as they ate sugar and suffocated in their own excrement. Because of their limited intelligence, they never came close to guessing that they were making champagne.
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Old 02-18-2021, 11:17 AM   #404 (permalink)
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Oh yeah love that book
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Old 02-18-2021, 06:51 PM   #405 (permalink)
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Yes, one of my favorites, just re-reading it. Thankfully holds up very well. Probably his best, certainly the funniest.
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“My attitude toward progress has passed from antagonism to boredom. I have long ceased to argue with people who prefer Thursday to Wednesday because it is Thursday”

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Old 03-25-2021, 10:36 AM   #408 (permalink)
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Old 05-07-2021, 02:17 AM   #409 (permalink)
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A Leopard never changes it's spots....
and one born every minute...both said often of late....not necessarily my favourite quotes as I do like saying *UCK OFF a lot...maybe like is the wrong description..need is nearer...
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Old 05-11-2021, 11:49 AM   #410 (permalink)
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