Frownland

“In the middle of this food fight, Ron Jeremy turned to me and said, ‘hey man, I thought I recognized you. You’re Trent Reznor. I’m a big fan.’ That was the last straw. I laid down on the table, dropped my trousers, threw my legs over my head, and started blowing myself right in front of Ron. I said ‘**** you, I’m not Trent Reznor. I can do this. Trent Reznor can’t blow himself!”

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Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth.