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Old 07-16-2016, 07:34 PM   #81 (permalink)
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"It isn't the mountains ahead too climb that wear you out,its the pebble in your shoe"
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Old 07-16-2016, 07:42 PM   #82 (permalink)
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 07-16-2016, 07:51 PM   #83 (permalink)
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Thank you,kind spelling policeman,but when I type too fast,I do **** up.
I am forever grateful for you correcting me,I will try not to **** up again,but don't count on perfection.

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Old 07-16-2016, 07:52 PM   #84 (permalink)
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Old 07-17-2016, 06:39 AM   #85 (permalink)
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Old 07-17-2016, 11:54 AM   #86 (permalink)
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“If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.”
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College it is!
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 07-17-2016, 01:17 PM   #87 (permalink)
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I'm not even mad. Seriously I'm not. You're a good dude, and I think and hope you'll become something good
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Old 07-17-2016, 01:20 PM   #88 (permalink)
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lol good one
It's one of those jokes where you figure someone's gotta say it, and you might as well be the one to embarrass yourself.
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Old 07-21-2016, 01:58 AM   #89 (permalink)
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"It happened on a Sunday when my mother was escorting my twin brother and me down the steps of the tenement where we lived. We were going to church. While walking down the hallway to the entrance of the building, we heard an incredible crash mixed with screaming and cries for help. The accident involved three cars, all with families in them. Somehow, in the confusion, I was no longer holding my mother's hand. At the place where I stood at the curb, I could see something rolling from one of the overturned cars. It stopped at the curb where I stood. It was the head of a little girl. I bent down to touch the face, to speak to it -- but before I could touch it someone carried me away."

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