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Old 10-14-2015, 10:14 PM   #71 (permalink)
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I wouldn't piss up your bum if your belly was on fire.
This is one of the funniest things I've ever heard, EVER
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Old 10-15-2015, 09:14 AM   #72 (permalink)
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I have pictures of God and his gay lover. He knows better than to cross me.
Great quote because of 2 things..

1. it's funny.

2. it ensures his damnation.
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Old 10-15-2015, 09:31 AM   #73 (permalink)
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Old 10-15-2015, 01:01 PM   #74 (permalink)
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I wouldn't piss up your bum if your belly was on fire.
"I wouldn't piss on your gums if your teeth were on fire." - Douchebag from Encino Man

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Old 10-16-2015, 09:57 AM   #75 (permalink)
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Old 12-25-2015, 01:41 AM   #76 (permalink)
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"I think a successful improvisation constantly has its eye on structure, like the design and the execution are the same thing. My duality is more between order and chaos, and for me that can occur both inside strict composition and total improvisation, and finding ways to stay human within those 2 extremes, that seems to be the challenge for me."
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Old 12-25-2015, 06:31 AM   #77 (permalink)
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Old 12-25-2015, 10:20 AM   #78 (permalink)
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"I think a successful improvisation constantly has its eye on structure, like the design and the execution are the same thing. My duality is more between order and chaos, and for me that can occur both inside strict composition and total improvisation, and finding ways to stay human within those 2 extremes, that seems to be the challenge for me."
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 12-25-2015, 12:03 PM   #79 (permalink)
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"Co-opting the language of science without adopting principles of science is a clever bait and switch."

Some article I read.
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