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Old 07-28-2015, 08:21 AM   #1 (permalink)
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I guess the idea used to be that, if someone leaned out of their window and shouted "Ho! You there! What are you at, my fine fellow? Desist immediately or I shall be constrained to inform the local constabulary!" (or words to that effect) it might dissuade him from robbing the car. Of course, as you say now, and rightly, you're more likely to get beaten up, shot, knifed, or, possibly, beaten up, knifed and shot.


TH cracks me up.
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Old 08-04-2015, 10:43 AM   #2 (permalink)
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I had a delightful experience with my arsehole this morning. It's fat enough for my entire hand, and I couldn't help but rejoice in my first sexual experience asides from wanking in pure unadulterated relish.
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Old 10-08-2015, 05:22 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Pfft bitch please.
Sure, why not. I'm a seasoned bitch pleaser.
Also, this damn thread has so much comedy gold: http://www.musicbanter.com/games-lis...lica-make.html

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I would like to be unbanned please. It was a big mistake to ask to be permanently banned. Also, Im sorry for being rude towards everyone lately.
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Old 10-08-2015, 09:06 PM   #4 (permalink)
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I wouldn't piss up your bum if your belly was on fire.
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Old 10-11-2015, 07:54 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Old 12-25-2015, 05:31 AM   #6 (permalink)
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This is ****ing hilarious! Anyone want to try kicking it back into life? I'll have a go if anyone is interested.
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Old 10-14-2015, 09:14 PM   #7 (permalink)
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I wouldn't piss up your bum if your belly was on fire.
This is one of the funniest things I've ever heard, EVER
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Old 10-15-2015, 12:01 PM   #8 (permalink)
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I wouldn't piss up your bum if your belly was on fire.
"I wouldn't piss on your gums if your teeth were on fire." - Douchebag from Encino Man

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Old 10-15-2015, 08:14 AM   #9 (permalink)
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I have pictures of God and his gay lover. He knows better than to cross me.
Great quote because of 2 things..

1. it's funny.

2. it ensures his damnation.
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