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Mr. Charlie · 07-27-2015, 09:54 PM

Haha.

**Frownland** · 07-27-2015, 09:54 PM

WHY ISN'T MY FAVOURITE BAND YOUR FAVOURITE BAND?!!!!!!1!!!1!!!!!! GO FUCK YOURSELF YOU PRETENTIOUS TWAT!

-Chula Vista

Oriphiel · 07-27-2015, 09:58 PM

"I'm a very serious musician. I've only used my didgeridoo-saxophone to masturbate once."

- Frownland

Chula Vista · 07-27-2015, 10:02 PM

"But I rent it out to the local porn producers on a regular basis".

- Frownland.

**Frownland** · 07-27-2015, 10:02 PM

Nah I didn't use it to masturbate, I masturbated to the thought of it when I was away from home and couldn't play it.

Black Francis · 07-28-2015, 09:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Trollheart

I guess the idea used to be that, if someone leaned out of their window and shouted "Ho! You there! What are you at, my fine fellow? Desist immediately or I shall be constrained to inform the local constabulary!" (or words to that effect) it might dissuade him from robbing the car. Of course, as you say now, and rightly, you're more likely to get beaten up, shot, knifed, or, possibly, beaten up, knifed and shot.

TH cracks me up.

Oriphiel · 08-04-2015, 11:43 AM

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Originally Posted by Hagrid

I had a delightful experience with my arsehole this morning. It's fat enough for my entire hand, and I couldn't help but rejoice in my first sexual experience asides from wanking in pure unadulterated relish.

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Oriphiel · 10-08-2015, 06:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Xurtio

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Originally Posted by RoxyRollah

Pfft bitch please.

Sure, why not. I'm a seasoned bitch pleaser.

Also, this damn thread has so much comedy gold: http://www.musicbanter.com/games-lis...lica-make.html

For example...

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Originally Posted by tore

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Originally Posted by Freebase Dali

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Originally Posted by Whisk

Hey all. Its Whiskey. I just created this account to get in touch with a moderator.

I would like to be unbanned please. It was a big mistake to ask to be permanently banned. Also, Im sorry for being rude towards everyone lately.

Banned for multiple accounts.

I love you, Freebase.

**Goofle** · 10-08-2015, 10:06 PM

I wouldn't piss up your bum if your belly was on fire.

Oriphiel · 10-11-2015, 08:54 AM

http://www.musicbanter.com/lounge/48...e-turmoil.html

07-27-2015, 09:54 PM	#62 (permalink)
Frownland SOPHIE FOREVER Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: East of the Southern North American West Posts: 35,541	WHY ISN'T MY FAVOURITE BAND YOUR FAVOURITE BAND?!!!!!!1!!!1!!!!!! GO FUCK YOURSELF YOU PRETENTIOUS TWAT! -Chula Vista __________________ Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth. d e a f b o x

07-27-2015, 09:58 PM	#63 (permalink)
Oriphiel Ask me how! Join Date: Oct 2014 Location: The States Posts: 5,354	"I'm a very serious musician. I've only used my didgeridoo-saxophone to masturbate once." - Frownland __________________ ---------------------- \|---Mic's Albums---\| ---------------------- ----------------------------- \|---Deafbox Industries---\| -----------------------------

07-27-2015, 10:02 PM	#64 (permalink)
Chula Vista Toasted Poster Join Date: Oct 2014 Location: SoCal by way of Boston Posts: 11,332	"But I rent it out to the local porn producers on a regular basis". - Frownland. __________________ “The fact that we live at the bottom of a deep gravity well, on the surface of a gas covered planet going around a nuclear fireball 90 million miles away and think this to be normal is obviously some indication of how skewed our perspective tends to be.”

07-27-2015, 10:02 PM	#65 (permalink)
Frownland SOPHIE FOREVER Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: East of the Southern North American West Posts: 35,541	Nah I didn't use it to masturbate, I masturbated to the thought of it when I was away from home and couldn't play it. __________________ Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth. d e a f b o x

10-11-2015, 08:54 AM	#70 (permalink)
Oriphiel Ask me how! Join Date: Oct 2014 Location: The States Posts: 5,354	http://www.musicbanter.com/lounge/48...e-turmoil.html __________________ ---------------------- \|---Mic's Albums---\| ---------------------- ----------------------------- \|---Deafbox Industries---\| -----------------------------

07-27-2015, 09:54 PM	#61 (permalink)
Mr. Charlie Shoo Thoughts Join Date: Oct 2013 Location: These Mountains Posts: 2,308	Haha.