Your Favorite Quotes!

Psy-Fi · 07-18-2022, 08:11 AM

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Just the facts

Good to see you drop in here!

music_collector · 07-18-2022, 08:36 PM

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Just the facts

Dragnet. I never saw the TV series, but the movie was awesome.

Psy-Fi · 07-19-2022, 07:00 AM

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Originally Posted by music_collector

Dragnet. I never saw the TV series, but the movie was awesome.

There are two movies based on the series. The first one was released in 1954 and was more like a typical episode from the TV show. The second movie was released in 1987 and was a parody of the series. I like both but I'm partial to the the original.

Plankton · 07-19-2022, 07:12 AM

Don't forget yer goat leggings.

music_collector · 07-19-2022, 02:02 PM

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Don't forget yer goat leggings.

Thanks for the reminder Pep.

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There are two movies based on the series. The first one was released in 1954 and was more like a typical episode from the TV show.

I wasn't aware of that. I only knew the Dan Ackroyd/Tom Hanks movie.

Carpe Mortem · 08-08-2022, 07:36 PM

I love a good monologue (although I guess technically this is a dialogue):

Wake: Yer fond of me lobster aint’ ye? I seen it -- yer fond of me lobster! Say it! Say it. Say it!

Winslow: I don’t have to say nothin’.

Wake: Damn ye! Let Neptune strike ye dead Winslow! HAAARK!

Hark Triton, hark! Bellow, bid our father the Sea King rise from the depths full foul in his fury! Black waves teeming with salt foam to smother this young mouth with pungent slime, to choke ye, engorging your organs til’ ye turn blue and bloated with bilge and brine and can scream no more -- only when he, crowned in cockle shells with slitherin’ tentacle tail and steaming beard take up his fell be-finned arm, his coral-tine trident screeches banshee-like in the tempest and plunges right through yer gullet, bursting ye -- a bulging bladder no more, but a blasted bloody film now and nothing for the harpies and the souls of dead sailors to peck and claw and feed upon only to be lapped up and swallowed by the infinite waters of the Dread Emperor himself -- forgotten to any man, to any time, forgotten to any god or devil, forgotten even to the sea, for any stuff for part of Winslow, even any scantling of your soul is Winslow no more, but is now itself the sea!

Winslow: Alright, have it your way. I like your cookin’.

music_collector · 08-08-2022, 08:20 PM

Shooter McGavin - I eat pieces of **** like you for breakfast.

Happy Gilmore - You eat pieces of **** for breakfast?

Plankton · 08-09-2022, 10:50 AM

"You'd rather jack off a mountain lion with a fist full of cockle burrs than mess with that guy cause he's slicker n two eels ****in in a bucket a snot, so you might as well toss the silver down the well and move in with the chickens."

- Probably Somebody Somewhere at Some Point

Lisnaholic · 01-29-2023, 04:28 PM

"Next week on Moments of Wonder I'll be asking, "Why do we cry, when it's the onions that are getting hurt?" - Philomena Cunk

ribbons · 02-02-2023, 10:57 AM

^ Haha, that's funny, Lisna. I've never heard of Philomena, but looked her up and think I'd like to see Cunk on Earth sometime.

07-19-2022, 07:12 AM	#544 (permalink)
Plankton Just Keep Swimming... Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: See signature... Posts: 7,765	Don't forget yer goat leggings. __________________ See location...

08-08-2022, 07:36 PM	#546 (permalink)
Carpe Mortem Crusher of tiny Nords Join Date: Mar 2014 Location: Ugly Bag of Mostly Water Posts: 1,363	I love a good monologue (although I guess technically this is a dialogue): Wake: Yer fond of me lobster aint’ ye? I seen it -- yer fond of me lobster! Say it! Say it. Say it! Winslow: I don’t have to say nothin’. Wake: Damn ye! Let Neptune strike ye dead Winslow! HAAARK! Hark Triton, hark! Bellow, bid our father the Sea King rise from the depths full foul in his fury! Black waves teeming with salt foam to smother this young mouth with pungent slime, to choke ye, engorging your organs til’ ye turn blue and bloated with bilge and brine and can scream no more -- only when he, crowned in cockle shells with slitherin’ tentacle tail and steaming beard take up his fell be-finned arm, his coral-tine trident screeches banshee-like in the tempest and plunges right through yer gullet, bursting ye -- a bulging bladder no more, but a blasted bloody film now and nothing for the harpies and the souls of dead sailors to peck and claw and feed upon only to be lapped up and swallowed by the infinite waters of the Dread Emperor himself -- forgotten to any man, to any time, forgotten to any god or devil, forgotten even to the sea, for any stuff for part of Winslow, even any scantling of your soul is Winslow no more, but is now itself the sea! Winslow: Alright, have it your way. I like your cookin’. __________________ [SIG][/SIG] Mirth is King Be Loving & Open With My Emotions

08-09-2022, 10:50 AM	#548 (permalink)
Plankton Just Keep Swimming... Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: See signature... Posts: 7,765	"You'd rather jack off a mountain lion with a fist full of cockle burrs than mess with that guy cause he's slicker n two eels ****in in a bucket a snot, so you might as well toss the silver down the well and move in with the chickens." - Probably Somebody Somewhere at Some Point __________________ See location...

01-29-2023, 04:28 PM	#549 (permalink)
Lisnaholic ...here to hear... Join Date: Nov 2010 Location: He lives on Love Street Posts: 4,444	"Next week on Moments of Wonder I'll be asking, "Why do we cry, when it's the onions that are getting hurt?" - Philomena Cunk __________________ "Am I enjoying this moment? I know of it and perhaps that is enough." - Sybille Bedford, 1953

08-08-2022, 08:20 PM	#547 (permalink)
music_collector Music Addict Join Date: Apr 2022 Location: Canada Posts: 744	Shooter McGavin - I eat pieces of ** like you for breakfast. Happy Gilmore - You eat pieces of ** for breakfast?

02-02-2023, 10:57 AM	#550 (permalink)
ribbons Music Addict Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 1,265	^ Haha, that's funny, Lisna. I've never heard of Philomena, but looked her up and think I'd like to see Cunk on Earth sometime.