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Old 11-08-2021, 04:19 PM   #431 (permalink)
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Mindy you know that's not how you salute.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 11-08-2021, 06:36 PM   #432 (permalink)
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Bitch that hand is flat as a pancake. You shouldn't be able to see their thumb. And that hand is right in the middle of their forehead. The tip of your middle finger should connect with either the brim of your cover or the edge of your right eyebrow.

You disappoint me. I bet I could out-drill you ten ways from Sunday on the parade ground.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 11-08-2021, 06:50 PM   #433 (permalink)
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yeah i wasnt saying hers isnt all jacked up
You literally just did. I'll bet you tie your boot laces and leave them on the outside of your boots, you unsquared-away, Irish penant-waving disgrace.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 11-08-2021, 07:44 PM   #434 (permalink)
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Also ypu're the Navy's retarded kids, which is why they won't let you perform medical or dental services on yourselves.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 11-09-2021, 06:29 AM   #435 (permalink)
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Also ypu're the Navy's retarded kids, which is why they won't let you perform medical or dental services on yourselves.
Watch those typos, man
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Old 11-09-2021, 09:12 AM   #436 (permalink)
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Watch those typos, man
Would you shit on a drunk man?
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Old 12-05-2021, 05:03 PM   #437 (permalink)
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Old 12-19-2021, 06:04 AM   #438 (permalink)
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Old 12-19-2021, 07:30 AM   #439 (permalink)
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Idk how other branches do but the marine corps was a knife hand at a 45 degree angle

I think it's standard too across all branches but maybe not
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Bitch that hand is flat as a pancake. You shouldn't be able to see their thumb. And that hand is right in the middle of their forehead. The tip of your middle finger should connect with either the brim of your cover or the edge of your right eyebrow.
That was a very interesting glimpse into the science, or rather the art, of saluting. With zero personal experience, may I contribute the following tip, that I probably saw in a movie: "The shortest way up and the longest way down."
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Old 12-22-2021, 05:02 AM   #440 (permalink)
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