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Old 05-08-2015, 09:28 PM   #1 (permalink)
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^^^

That LiL quote reminds me of something Ki said in the shoutbox (unfortunately it's lost to the sands of time). It went something like...

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I went to my grandmother's funeral yesterday. I did what you told me, Batlord. I fucked her corpse.
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OK. OK wow.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 05-09-2015, 09:48 AM   #2 (permalink)
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What about the one where Roxy and Chula discuss erectile dysfunction?

Too lazy to find myself.
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Old 05-09-2015, 12:20 PM   #3 (permalink)
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What about the one where Roxy and Chula discuss erectile dysfunction?

Too lazy to find myself.
Did she manage to help him?
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 05-09-2015, 11:48 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Thats because he was a paranoid Schizophrenic. .He assumed you already knew he was planning on pming you,useless.
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Roxy is unable to perpetrate violence. It always somehow turns into BDSM between two consenting adults.
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I just want to say your tits are lovely.
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Roxy is the William S. Burroughs of our time.
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I like Roxy, she's awesome and her taste in music far exceeds yours. Roxy is in the Major League bro, and you're like a sad clown in a two bit rodeo.
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Old 05-09-2015, 06:27 PM   #5 (permalink)
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i often listen to music about love songs, it is good and i feel the life is really beatifull. special after finish my job. when i feel strees but listen this songs i feel i really strong. are you mirror me? comment here !
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Old 05-15-2015, 12:40 AM   #6 (permalink)
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"Courage is being scared to death and saddling up anyways."
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Old 05-15-2015, 02:29 AM   #7 (permalink)
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If you want quotes just watch Downton Abbey and the quotes made by the Dowager Countess Voilet played by Maggie Smith. Here's a couple.

Isobel: How you hate to be wrong.
Countess Violet: I wouldn’t know, I’m not familiar with the sensation.

Martha Levinson: I have no wish to be a great lady.
Countess Violet: A decision that must be reenforced whenever you look in the glass.

“Principles are like prayers. Noble of course. But awkward at a party.”

Countess Violet: “You are quite wonderful the way you see room for improvement wherever you look. I never knew such reforming zeal.”
Mrs. Crawley: “I take that as a compliment.”
Countess Violet: “I must’ve said it wrong.”

“Don’t be defeatist, dear, it’s very middle class.”

“I’m a woman, Mary. I can be as contrary as I choose.”

And hundreds more
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Old 05-15-2015, 11:35 PM   #8 (permalink)
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I hope rostasi don't mind me posting our chat in plug.dj. It started with a convo about a song that Chula played, and I commented that he was an encyclopedia of music, then I thought well let me test him and low and behold he not only heard of the guy he had him over his house!!! which totally blows my mind. I'm glad I didn't bet if he knew the next artist I was going to play, I would had lost bokoo bucks.

Chula Vista plays:

rostasi12:12am
wow haven't heard this in a while
you know, Matt's scoring movies these days
Neapolitan12:12am
@rostasi you most be an encyclopedia of music
rostasi12:12am
way too much music around me
too many years too
m0ss12:14am
Great album
rostasi12:14am
it is!
m0ss12:14am
have to admit, it's the only The the album I have really listened to
Chula Vista12:16am
Glad you guys dig this. Such a great album.
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In 1976, a friend of mine in college and I were kinda the "dadaists" of our group of friends and one of the band ideas we had was to name ourselves "The The" - little did we know
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Ohhh, yes!
Eddie Harris used to visit our home in Chicagoland - really funny guy - and swore like a mother****er!
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Eddie Harris attached a clarinet mouthpeice to his trumpet
rostasi12:17am
he did more than that - LOL
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@rostasi he visit your hometown, or your actual home?
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Actual home
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wow no way, get out of town
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we used to get a few jazz musicians around for drinks
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that literally blows my mind
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My mother was a jazz DJ for an all female jazz station and my father was a doctor with a big house and bar
so, you know...
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cool beans
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WSDM - "Smack Dab In The Middle"
cause that's where it was on the dial
Eddie "tried" comedy - LOL
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I wonder how that went
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you can find out with his comedy LPs
- especially "That's Why I'm Talking sh!t"
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Old 05-16-2015, 05:41 AM   #9 (permalink)
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^Cool stuff^
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Old 05-18-2015, 02:17 AM   #10 (permalink)
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^Cool stuff^
thanks

Turntable Shoppe3:13am
my dad is the ultimate hipster
still listens to relevant bands
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Turntable Shoppe3:14am
my dad was not a good father but he is hip as ****
pisses me off

Neapolitan3:14am
my dad never shown me how to play baseball, I use to run to third base first
but I heard more records than anyone around me


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haha
neo you rule

5 years ago he asked me about the new artic monkeys album
i'm like i haven't heard it yet
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Actually, I like you a lot, Nea. That's why I treat you like ****. It's the MB way.

"it counts in our hearts" ?ºº?
“I have nothing to offer anybody, except my own confusion.” Jack Kerouac.
“If one listens to the wrong kind of music, he will become the wrong kind of person.” Aristotle.
"If you tried to give Rock and Roll another name, you might call it 'Chuck Berry'." John Lennon
"I look for ambiguity when I'm writing because life is ambiguous." Keith Richards
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