Your Favorite Quotes!

Oriphiel · 03-28-2018, 08:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by someonecompletelyrandom

If stabbing yourself in the stomach so you can have sex with your open wound while doing sit-ups is "crazy", then you better file me under "crazy".

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Plankton · 03-28-2018, 12:03 PM

grindy · 03-29-2018, 03:36 PM

“William James describes a man who got the experience from laughing-gas; whenever he was under its influence, he knew the secret of the universe, but when he came to, he had forgotten it. At last, with immense effort, he wrote down the secret before the vision had faded. When completely recovered, he rushed to see what he had written. It was: "A smell of petroleum prevails throughout.”

― Bertrand Russell, A History of Western Philosophy

grindy · 03-29-2018, 03:39 PM

O octopus of the silky glance! You whose soul is inseparable from mine;
you, the most beautiful creature upon the terrestrial globe; you,
chieftain of a seraglio of four hundred sucking-cups; you, in whom are
nobly enthroned as though in their natural habitat, by a common
agreement and with an indestructible bond, the divine graces and the
sweet virtue of communication: why are you not with me, your belly of
quicksilver pressed to my breast of aluminum, the two of us sitting here
together upon a rock by the shore as we contemplate the spectacle I
adore!

-"Les Chants de Maldoror" by Lautreamont (1846-1870)

**Frownland** · 06-24-2018, 09:35 PM

When you're a little kid, girls are gross. When you're an adult, you want to lick their *******s. I'm not sure what that means, but think about it. I will too.
-Despot

**Yac** · 06-28-2018, 07:09 AM

“History doesn't repeat itself, but it often rhymes”
Supposedly said by Mark Twain.

Mindy · 06-28-2018, 09:35 AM

DwnWthVwls · 06-28-2018, 05:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Frownland

When you're a little kid, girls are gross. When you're an adult, you want to lick their *******s. I'm not sure what that means, but think about it. I will too.
-Despot

This man needs to put out some new songs.. ffs.

grindy · 06-28-2018, 07:33 PM

I never thought girls were gross. Is that a thing people do?

**Frownland** · 07-21-2018, 02:44 PM

"You got those weak ankles from your mom. Cause I didn't have no ankles when I did it to her."
-Cotton Hill

03-28-2018, 12:03 PM	#272 (permalink)
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03-29-2018, 03:36 PM	#273 (permalink)
grindy . Join Date: Oct 2014 Location: . Posts: 7,201	“William James describes a man who got the experience from laughing-gas; whenever he was under its influence, he knew the secret of the universe, but when he came to, he had forgotten it. At last, with immense effort, he wrote down the secret before the vision had faded. When completely recovered, he rushed to see what he had written. It was: "A smell of petroleum prevails throughout.” ― Bertrand Russell, A History of Western Philosophy __________________ *A smell of petroleum prevails throughout.*

03-29-2018, 03:39 PM	#274 (permalink)
grindy . Join Date: Oct 2014 Location: . Posts: 7,201	O octopus of the silky glance! You whose soul is inseparable from mine; you, the most beautiful creature upon the terrestrial globe; you, chieftain of a seraglio of four hundred sucking-cups; you, in whom are nobly enthroned as though in their natural habitat, by a common agreement and with an indestructible bond, the divine graces and the sweet virtue of communication: why are you not with me, your belly of quicksilver pressed to my breast of aluminum, the two of us sitting here together upon a rock by the shore as we contemplate the spectacle I adore! -"Les Chants de Maldoror" by Lautreamont (1846-1870) __________________ *A smell of petroleum prevails throughout.*

06-24-2018, 09:35 PM	#275 (permalink)
Frownland SOPHIE FOREVER Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: East of the Southern North American West Posts: 35,541	When you're a little kid, girls are gross. When you're an adult, you want to lick their ******s. I'm not sure what that means, but think about it. I will too. -Despot __________________ Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth.* d e a f b o x

06-28-2018, 09:35 AM	#277 (permalink)
Mindy ask me about cosmology Join Date: Oct 2016 Location: Milky Way Galaxy Posts: 9,045	__________________ https://www.instagram.com/shhons_meme_agency

06-28-2018, 07:09 AM	#276 (permalink)
Yac Super Moderator Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: It's a secret too. Posts: 1,363	“History doesn't repeat itself, but it often rhymes” Supposedly said by Mark Twain.

06-28-2018, 07:33 PM	#279 (permalink)
grindy . Join Date: Oct 2014 Location: . Posts: 7,201	I never thought girls were gross. Is that a thing people do? __________________ *A smell of petroleum prevails throughout.*

07-21-2018, 02:44 PM	#280 (permalink)
Frownland SOPHIE FOREVER Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: East of the Southern North American West Posts: 35,541	"You got those weak ankles from your mom. Cause I didn't have no ankles when I did it to her." -Cotton Hill __________________ Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth. d e a f b o x