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Old 05-07-2015, 09:26 PM   #11 (permalink)
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^ That one's a classic.
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Old 05-07-2015, 09:41 PM   #12 (permalink)
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Bye.
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Roxy is unable to perpetrate violence. It always somehow turns into BDSM between two consenting adults.
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I just want to say your tits are lovely.
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Roxy is the William S. Burroughs of our time.
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I like Roxy, she's awesome and her taste in music far exceeds yours. Roxy is in the Major League bro, and you're like a sad clown in a two bit rodeo.
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Old 05-07-2015, 09:42 PM   #13 (permalink)
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Old 05-07-2015, 09:44 PM   #14 (permalink)
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I thought it was "BYE." Anyway, wasn't that Mordwyr? They had a lot of weird quotes.

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It censors me.
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Porn is straight-up bad for you in every way--especially the effect internet porn has on your brain (from a scientific perspective, not a moral one). The problem is that everyone is full of shit and can't really say anything to stop it.

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Must you be unkind?
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Old 05-07-2015, 09:51 PM   #15 (permalink)
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Nea dropped an absolute gem in one of Machine's early threads.

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So this has been on my mind for a while now, but now that I'm on a forum with a bunch of fellow music lovers and music addicts alike. I want to make a thread making the ultimate music tree as the title of the thread would imply. So I really have no idea if this will catch on or not or weather anyone would care, but I've always been fascinated with how music has evolved and what artists have been moving music around doing new and exiting things. So this is my proposal we try making a musical tree that covers all kinds of music. Its daunting and I don't know if we'll ever finish but I want to make an attempt.

LET IT BEGIN!
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Anybody know where to start?
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I don't know I don't think it really matters I guess compiling should happen before actually making the tree
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What exactly is a music tree?
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Think like a family tree but with music.
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It is a deciduous plant that shows the inter-relationship between artists/musicians. Either from influence or from jamming together. Sam Dunn made one for Heavy Metal, it was top heavy and fell into his neighbor's yard and crushed a dog house. The dog lucky escaped from the disaster but was unfortunately kick by James Hatfield.
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Old 05-07-2015, 10:09 PM   #16 (permalink)
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Some more:

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Sorry, Paul you're banned for a week mate.
damn
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Go ahead amd make my day, mr Right-Track.........or is that Wrong-Track
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I love butthead! Urban is a nazi mod.
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Disco is about dancing vertically
Funk is about dancing horizontally
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honestly you should be deported to iraq for wanting to appease these bearded thugs.
I've had just about enough of John Wilkes Booth's barbaphobic hatemongering.
Not all bearded people are terrorists, some of us just want to live our live in peace, going about our daily activities, being able to display our beards with pride, without fear of slurs and attacks.
It's pretty damn insensitive to have the name of one of the most famous anti-beard motivated murderers in history as a username anyway.
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Old 05-08-2015, 10:21 AM   #17 (permalink)
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This forum has too many ridiculous moments and quotes...

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Would anyone fuck the corpse?
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as far as rock genres go, I think rock is the best one
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My communication skills are superior, tho, as is the etiquette surrounding it and intuition
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Some """Pornographic"""" posts were removed from 'The Negative Effects of Porn' thread ironically.
And not from the NSFW thread, where we post full nudity under spoilers?
Shhhh maybe they didn't notice until now!
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I don't want to apear to be nothing but an Amy Lee nut! I like other bands too! Do you think I should change it?
Look on the bright side, if you come back in a few months time nobody will have any idea who Amy Lee is.
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Old 05-08-2015, 10:12 PM   #18 (permalink)
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This exchange just happened in plug...

Spoiler for Damn it, Neapolitan!:
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I like the Poops and The Shaggs
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The Shaggs? Why?
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Shaggs are alright
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Why do you hate yourself?
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Frank Zippo said that the Shaggs were one of three bands better than the Beatles
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Frank Zippo?
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oh
*Frownland starts playing a song*

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and there goes the groove.....
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Frank fucking Zippo?
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Originally Posted by Neapolitan
spelling mistake
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Chill out Chula, it mellows out
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He was the lighter
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Didn't Frank Zippo burn Hendrix's guitar and then give it to his son?
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=D
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Jazz record of the 21st century
Of course it's got groove
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I love the story where Don Van Vliet kept drawing picture of Frank Zappo until he like lost it and Freak Out!
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Frank Zappo?
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Sup Rostasi
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Frank fucking Zappo?
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hey - just a short time tonight
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what is it?
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Zappa!
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Zipp or Zappo?
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Z
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oh
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Old 05-08-2015, 10:28 PM   #19 (permalink)
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^^^

That LiL quote reminds me of something Ki said in the shoutbox (unfortunately it's lost to the sands of time). It went something like...

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I went to my grandmother's funeral yesterday. I did what you told me, Batlord. I fucked her corpse.
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OK. OK wow.
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Old 05-09-2015, 12:12 AM   #20 (permalink)
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*Frownland starts playing a song*
I'm glad you a chuckle from it, it is so difficult recalling facts and spelling names right on the fly. Let alone trying to get the verbs to agree with their subjects. And then type the stuff too.
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