Your Favorite Quotes!

grindy · 08-16-2017, 01:26 PM

Whatevs.

Trollheart · 08-28-2017, 04:51 PM

From the series Versailles:

Marie-Therese, the Spanish Infanta: "You're putting me through Hell!"
Louis XIV: "The flames will do wonders for the ice around your heart!"

Oriphiel · 09-13-2017, 11:22 AM

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Originally Posted by P A N

I honestly have no idea why I chose to come back to this site. It's like a vampire who doesn't even f*ck you first.

lol

Oriphiel · 09-23-2017, 08:06 AM

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Originally Posted by ladyislingering

tfw trying to fuck my boyfriend but he's (probably) gay

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The Batlord · 09-23-2017, 10:05 AM

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Originally Posted by Oriphiel

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I was honestly waiting for Ki to earn a true smackdown before ever using this, but alas that may never happen.

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Originally Posted by Kiiii

Just fyi, the picture that was posted by Lil isn't me. If there's any confusion.

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Originally Posted by ladyislingering

I don't lay with dogs, kid. No confusion there.

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Originally Posted by Frownland

How'sabout we leave this kind of thing off of the forum, thanks.

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Originally Posted by The Batlord

Shh. Mommy's stories are on.

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Originally Posted by ladyislingering

If I hadn't found the finest girl in the galaxy and agreed to marry her I totally would have banged you with enough incentive. You're funny as hell bro.

****ing savage.

Trollheart · 09-23-2017, 10:47 AM

I don't know the guy's name (Baratunde something, think he's a comedian) but he was on that programme Year Million and they were talking about extended life for humans in the far future, and he said "There's already an extended life policy for humans. It's called being white!"

Trollheart · 09-26-2017, 08:31 PM

Marge: "Well, did you get the job?"
Homer: "No. They wanted someone good."

Homer: "Woo-hoo! Only in America could I get a job!"

Chula Vista · 09-26-2017, 09:35 PM

I slept with faith and found a corpse in my arms on awakening; I drank and danced all night with doubt and found her a virgin in the morning. - Aleister Crowley

~~Cuthbert~~ · 09-23-2017, 10:10 AM

That stuff was awkward, Ki handled it well though, ignored the shots.

The Batlord · 09-23-2017, 10:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Man like Monkey

That stuff was awkward, Ki handled it well though, ignored the shots.

Can't pretend like I wasn't disappointed it didn't drag on for a week or so. It could have gotten really ****ing good.

08-16-2017, 01:26 PM	#1 (permalink)
grindy . Join Date: Oct 2014 Location: . Posts: 7,201	Whatevs. __________________ *A smell of petroleum prevails throughout.*

08-28-2017, 04:51 PM	#2 (permalink)
Trollheart Born to be mild Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: 404 Not Found Posts: 26,996	From the series Versailles: Marie-Therese, the Spanish Infanta: "You're putting me through Hell!" Louis XIV: "The flames will do wonders for the ice around your heart!" __________________ Trollheart: Signature-free since April 2018

09-23-2017, 10:47 AM	#6 (permalink)
Trollheart Born to be mild Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: 404 Not Found Posts: 26,996	I don't know the guy's name (Baratunde something, think he's a comedian) but he was on that programme Year Million and they were talking about extended life for humans in the far future, and he said "There's already an extended life policy for humans. It's called being white!" __________________ Trollheart: Signature-free since April 2018

09-26-2017, 08:31 PM	#7 (permalink)
Trollheart Born to be mild Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: 404 Not Found Posts: 26,996	Marge: "Well, did you get the job?" Homer: "No. They wanted someone good." Homer: "Woo-hoo! Only in America could I get a job!" __________________ Trollheart: Signature-free since April 2018

09-26-2017, 09:35 PM	#8 (permalink)
Chula Vista Toasted Poster Join Date: Oct 2014 Location: SoCal by way of Boston Posts: 11,332	I slept with faith and found a corpse in my arms on awakening; I drank and danced all night with doubt and found her a virgin in the morning. - Aleister Crowley __________________ “The fact that we live at the bottom of a deep gravity well, on the surface of a gas covered planet going around a nuclear fireball 90 million miles away and think this to be normal is obviously some indication of how skewed our perspective tends to be.”

09-23-2017, 10:10 AM	#9 (permalink)
~~Cuthbert~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Nov 2012 Location: The Black Country Posts: 8,827	That stuff was awkward, Ki handled it well though, ignored the shots.