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Old 04-30-2015, 09:46 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Default Robots?
Do you want one? Could you use it? What would you use it for?

Maybe this should be a poll.
Robots are awesome:
No it'll turn on me:
Robotic anal beads:

I want a roomba, thats what sparked this ,that and I am lit up like a Christmas tree and dont want to vaccume.Sorry Guys we went to crazy town, roll with it .
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Old 04-30-2015, 09:52 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Old 04-30-2015, 09:54 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Vote today for the Generous and Compassionate Robot Overlord #53 for President!

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Old 04-30-2015, 09:55 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Old 04-30-2015, 09:59 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Old 04-30-2015, 10:00 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Batman has a point.Imma t ake a chance. What if it gets to smart. Call me noid but I dont like my electronics to communicate to much with eachother .Like the phone and the radio, if the signal crosses and I hear it gives me chills Rise of the machines.
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Old 04-30-2015, 10:09 PM   #7 (permalink)
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I want a robot that will rob grow houses for me.
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Old 04-30-2015, 10:15 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Dude, they arent that swift tho...Im picturing a roomba on the run with a sack,making the slowest get away ever.
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Old 04-30-2015, 10:17 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Maybe your robot's a fat **** but mine's Speedy Gigazales.
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Fun fact: Robot comes from the Latin word "Roboti", which translates to "Serf/Slave". It became a term for artificial life after a Czech author (Karel Capek) used it to describe humans that were manufactured to be simple-minded laborers in one of his plays.

This thread is now technically about the trafficking of homunculi, an industry that I do not endorse.
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