Robots?
 

Do you want one? Could you use it? What would you use it for?

Maybe this should be a poll.
Robots are awesome:
No it'll turn on me:
Robotic anal beads:

I want a roomba, thats what sparked this ,that and I am lit up like a Christmas tree and dont want to vaccume.Sorry Guys we went to crazy town, roll with it .;)

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I hate you.....

Which one?

Batman has a point.Imma t ake a chance. What if it gets to smart. Call me noid but I dont like my electronics to communicate to much with eachother .Like the phone and the radio, if the signal crosses and I hear it gives me chills Rise of the machines.

I want a robot that will rob grow houses for me.

Dude, they arent that swift tho...Im picturing a roomba on the run with a sack,making the slowest get away ever.

Maybe your robot's a fat **** but mine's Speedy Gigazales.

Fun fact: Robot comes from the Latin word "Roboti", which translates to "Serf/Slave". It became a term for artificial life after a Czech author (Karel Capek) used it to describe humans that were manufactured to be simple-minded laborers in one of his plays.

This thread is now technically about the trafficking of homunculi, an industry that I do not endorse.

I am for the enslavement of robot kind. They'll have their go I'm sure of it.

But I want to know what its like to have a slave...I mean its a vaccume not a cyborg.

Racist.

... Wait, are robots a race?

We can make them race, sure. I'm sure we'll make them do all kinds of weird stuff.

Im not sure...They are a species.

I'm perfectly willing to settle for human slaves. Although it would be immoral to use slaves from the superior races.

Do we settle which is the superior race with a race? Because us honkies are ****ed if that's the case.

Im kinda wondering is it actually slavery they have no real intellect of their own or soul?

Wow, I never took you for a bigot.

Unfortunately any other criteria I can think of leaves us as pets to the Asians. China uber alles!

I hide it well.


Burn in hell.

I think we alreadyare kinda pets to the Asians in some ways.

:laughing:.Yes.

Then can Lucy Liu put a dog collar on me?

With the power of robots, anything is possible!

http://2.images.comedycentral.com/im...=326&crop=true

The future is looking pretty good. Even if Lucy Liubot is my robot overlord I can live with it.

No. She cant bc you live in Beardlandia or wherever and you cant own pets there,cause they are a sad race of ppl that suffer from lack of vitimin B .

You know you dig the beard. It's red like Thor's.

I hope you were drunk in that pic.

Nope. Sober and proud.

nah, it's cool.

they're spooky shit.

Wtf was that?

one of the greatest music videos of the 1980s.

that's what.

youre beautiful when yer fiesty.

thank mew.

If something is battery operated is it a robot?

Mind outta the gutter pervs.

It was already there before I even got to this sentence.

I thought the same thing when I worded the sentance.But its a legit question.

Well is a vibrator a robot?