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Isbjørn · 05-13-2015, 12:39 PM

Bissheeesss, my economy is now "basket case". Aaaww yeah.

Pet_Sounds · 05-13-2015, 09:31 PM

I feel uber-rebellious, hanging out and being allied with a bunch of Norwegian teenagers who are probably all commies and black metal vocalists.

DeadChannel · 05-13-2015, 11:12 PM

**** it, I'm in.

https://www.nationstates.net/nation=idi_i_smotri

Black Francis · 05-13-2015, 11:16 PM

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The Grand Duchy of Chien Andalusia is a fledgling, orderly nation, remarkable for its complete lack of prisons and absence of drug laws. The hard-working, cynical population of 5 million Chien Andalusians are proud of their wide-ranging civil freedoms, and those who aren't tend to be dragged off the streets by men in dark suits and hustled into cars with tinted windows.

The medium-sized, liberal, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Welfare, and Education. The average income tax rate is 32.0%.

The Chien Andalusian economy, worth 189 billion Zennies a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Furniture Restoration, and Cheese Exports. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 37,975 Zennies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Also our animal is the Flyin Spider

DeadChannel · 05-13-2015, 11:19 PM

Good name, <3 Luis Bunel.

Black Francis · 05-14-2015, 12:18 AM

Thnx

What does Idi I smotri mean?

lol nice motto btw

DeadChannel · 05-14-2015, 12:45 AM

It's a film by Elem Klimov, translating to "Come and See".

I just though it sounded cool. Plus, really good movie.

Isbjørn · 05-14-2015, 04:30 AM

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Originally Posted by Pet_Sounds

I feel uber-rebellious, hanging out and being allied with a bunch of Norwegian teenagers who are probably all commies and black metal vocalists.

United we stand

The Batlord · 05-14-2015, 11:11 AM

For the last week, my country has been involved in an international incident after invading "Brasilistan" -- in our defense, our citizens were being kidnapped for some purpose I have forgotten. It turns out, so long as you have justification, the international community really will just sit back and grumble while you bomb a neighboring country's civilian centers into the stone age and then occupy them.

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Issue Series
“An International Incident”

The Story So Far

The problems in Brasilistan were mounting daily. So, when push came to shove, an advisor told you to just take it over. And you did.

The Issue

The dust has settled and, somehow, The Luxurious Beard of Odin is now the proud owner of a new colony! There are still some teething issues, however, and there are some cultural and societal conflicts between settlers and native peoples. It's up to you on how best to resolve these issues.

The Debate

"Obviously we need to remove the settlers", Steffan Leach, Chairperson of the The Luxurious Beard of Odin Council of Immigration Studies says frankly. "Pulling out completely and leaving the remaining populace to their own devices, however, would be detrimental and irresponsible. Ideally what needs to be done is to make Brasilistan a full part of The Luxurious Beard of Odin, and give the remaining Brasilistanis full citizenship. We'd all be part of the same country, with the same citizenship, and the same rights and responsibilities."

Accept

"Woah, hold on there, that's way too drastic, and way too fast", your Interior Minister chuckles. "That's not going to solve the issues they're facing today over there right now. We need to come up with some sort of initiative that slowly integrates the Brasilistanis into our culture. You should appoint panels of arbiters consisting of international experts to broker agreements between settlers and natives where necessary too. It'll work, definitely. Probably."

Accept

"It's our land now", your energy advisor says quietly. "It's ours. Our own. Our precious. Eh, where was I … oh yes, Brasilistan. Look, there's not that many Brasilistani left, let's just give them the useless pockets of land. Like those on mountain slopes or in bogland. All oil-rich and arable lands can be kept for ourselves. Sure, it's a little like segregation, but at least everyone will be happy, right?"

This is the position your government is preparing to adopt.

"All these options are valid, to be sure, but I have an easier way of settling this", Robin Chicago, head of the nation's nuclear program says in a matter-of-fact tone. "Can we please just nuke the place? Get our own guys out first, obviously but then just nuke it. We don't need a colony, but we do need a nuclear testing site. Our own citizens here are getting annoyed we're destroying good land in The Luxurious Beard of Odin when there's a perfectly good dump in the form of Brasilistan."

Accept

The Government Position

The government has indicated its intention to follow the recommendations of Option 3.

My only regret is that there was no option for genocide. I mean, good ol' fashioned genocide. I want lebensraum, not a piece of rock that glows at night.

WWWP · 05-15-2015, 12:52 AM

****, my economy is in the ****ter and the only hope I have of fixing it at the moment is to sell weapons to a tyrant.

05-13-2015, 12:39 PM	#61 (permalink)
Isbjørn cooler commie than elph Join Date: Sep 2012 Location: In a hole, help Posts: 2,811	Bissheeesss, my economy is now "basket case". Aaaww yeah. __________________ fast(ml) Hear me play the guitar Look, mom! I got a journal

05-13-2015, 09:31 PM	#62 (permalink)
Pet_Sounds Remember the underscore Join Date: Feb 2014 Location: The other side Posts: 2,488	I feel uber-rebellious, hanging out and being allied with a bunch of Norwegian teenagers who are probably all commies and black metal vocalists. __________________ Everybody's dying just to get the disease

05-14-2015, 12:18 AM	#66 (permalink)
Black Francis Out of Place Join Date: Nov 2011 Location: in an abstract house Posts: 4,111	Thnx What does Idi I smotri mean? lol nice motto btw __________________ "Hey Kids you got to meet the MIGHTY PIXIES!" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JbRbCtIgW3A

05-13-2015, 11:12 PM	#63 (permalink)
DeadChannel Music Addict Join Date: Dec 2014 Location: Canada Posts: 1,259	**** it, I'm in. https://www.nationstates.net/nation=idi_i_smotri

05-13-2015, 11:19 PM	#65 (permalink)
DeadChannel Music Addict Join Date: Dec 2014 Location: Canada Posts: 1,259	Good name, <3 Luis Bunel.

05-14-2015, 12:45 AM	#67 (permalink)
DeadChannel Music Addict Join Date: Dec 2014 Location: Canada Posts: 1,259	It's a film by Elem Klimov, translating to "Come and See". I just though it sounded cool. Plus, really good movie.