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It's a conspiracy. Lizard people like the inhabitants of your country don't like liberal democracies that can respect people but won't be bullied into submission. It's a lie, a smear campaign. Ugly and dishonest. And they probably smell bad too, damn reptiles.

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The Republic of Dicks n stuff is a fledgling, pleasant nation, remarkable for its complete lack of prisons and absence of drug laws. The quiet, industrious population of 5 million Dicks n stuffians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Welfare, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 25.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Dicks n stuffian economy, worth 164 billion dick stuffs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Soda Sales, and Retail. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 32,954 dick stuffs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is moderate, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Dicks n stuff's national animal is the flying dick, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

Welcome to a real nation, folks.

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Originally Posted by Qwertyy (Post 1612586)

Welcome to a real nation, folks.

I'm not here to poop the party, I'm just being a partypooper, 'cause the Nationstates mods will totally rename your national animal and currency

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Originally Posted by Isbjørn (Post 1612587)

I'm not here to poop the party, I'm just being a partypooper, 'cause the Nationstates mods will totally rename your national animal and currency

Yeah they removed my SS flag.

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Originally Posted by Isbjørn (Post 1612587)

I'm not here to poop the party, I'm just being a partypooper, 'cause the Nationstates mods will totally rename your national animal and currency

Yeah, well, the dickstuffians had a good run.

My nation's average income tax rate is 95,9% now. I'm trying to hit one hundred.

My country is pretty beast now. Over 800 million people, a "frightening" economy (that's the best you can get), and an average income of 126,335 speciedalers (specialdalers are an old Norwegian form of currency). But my income tax is over 50%, and I don't know why.

I'm also thinking of reverting from a heavily-industrialized nation to a quasi-medieval, pre-industrial society as soon as I make contact with aliens (apparently that's a thing). It's what Hitler would have wanted. "Blood and soil", ya know?

"Following new legislation in Norskigrad, breast milk lattes are the newest fad among hip urbanites."

Conscientious objectors are hanged as traitors, daily newspapers are permitted to run only pro-government stories, Pinkerton agents are called in to forcibly break up white collar strikes, and children as young as twelve are conscripted into the armed forces.

Beard of Odin ain't nuthin' ta **** wit

That's The Luxurious Beard of Odin, to you, pal.

I keep swaying between anarchy and a dictatorship, so the result is kinda boring.

If the last few telegrams I received are any indication, there appears to be a power struggle in my region...

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Originally Posted by The Totalitarian Principate of Belmora → region: The Fascist Union

ATTENTION TO ALL TFU RESIDENTS

Ave,

Due to circumstances of inactivity in our leadership, I am proclaiming Dictatorial powers until either Dux or Consul return from inactivity. When they do so, I will immediately step down and you are to adhere to their words above mine. Therefore, the Magistrate is to be temporarily suspended until further notice. I currently hold the powers I need to run the region and am the non-executive WA Delegate. In the case of an emergency, such as the Founder nation CTE, I must be able to keep control so as to exercise emergency authority. There is no imminent threat ti the region right now and all will likely go as planned, but as a precaution, I need all people to apply for the WA and endorse me as soon as possible. Those who endorse me will be known as the Civil Guard and are acting in the defense of our Region, in which you will be rewarded greatly. This is not a coup, but a temporary measure of precaution. Anyone who has WA membership and does not endorse me will be given a notice to do so within 24 hours or face expulsion. It is everyone's duty to inform me if there is someone who is not endorsing me or is not following the Union Code of Conduct. I will be expanding the Cohort Wing of the Civil Guard to do so, as well as creating a new Grand Council to usher in a new era of leadership. Please endorse me immediately.
Tl;dr? I am exercising dictatorial powers and am requiring that everyone apply to the WA and endorse me. This is a temporary measure, but if anyone has WA membership and does endorse me, they will be expelled from the region.
Glory to our region, our Dux and to Fascism!

Roman Salute!

~ Belmora, Dictator of TFU

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Originally Posted by The Totalitarian Principate of Belmora → region: The Fascist Union

Ave,

I apologize, there was a typo in my last message. Just to clarify, if you have World Assembly membership and you do NOT endorse me, you will be expelled from the region if you do not correct it within 24 hours. Thank you.

~ Belmora, Dictator of TFU

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Originally Posted by The Totalitarian Principate of Belmora → region: The Fascist Union

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Ave,

You may have received a telegram from Verborgenen Herrn asking you to stop endorsing me and to join him in raiding. Do not listen to him or anyone else from Nazi Europa. They have no authority over us and are not an ally. Do not remove your WA endorsement from me unless specifically directed to do so by myself. If you do not have WA membership, I ask that you get it and endorse me immediately. This is our region, and I will not have outside regions dictating what we do or don't. We will not make the same mistake as our Fascist brethren did in Italy by trusting the Nazis. Stand firm with TFU and rebuke those who would seek to undermine us. Thank you.

~ Belmora, Dictator of TFU

The Free Federation of Norskigrad is 221st in foreign aid spending, 520th in welfare programs and 630th in the "most inclusive" category. *Takes a bow*

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Originally Posted by Isbjørn (Post 1683617)

The Free Federation of Norskigrad is 221st in foreign aid spending, 520th in welfare programs and 630th in the "most inclusive" category. *Takes a bow*

My country is in the world's top 4% for defense forces, and top 6% for arms manufacturing, so feel free to "take a bow" as my country of 1.8 billion people annexes yours and wipes your Untermensch population from the face of the world.

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1683628)

I've rekt your nation four times out of four on the "challenge" feature though

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Originally Posted by Isbjørn (Post 1683639)

I've rekt your nation four times out of four on the "challenge" feature though

I don't even know what the "challenge" feature is, because the absurdity of your pinko, leftist, commie nation "rek"ing me is so absurd that any test which would say otherwise would be a joke. The Luxurious Beard of Odin would massacre your people and build our pagan altars upon the burned remains of your inferior pagan altars.

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1683660)

My huge-ass People's Army will invade your country with trains and collectivize your pagan altars.

Heck yeah, we're a "left-wing utopia" again.

"Corporate Police State". A change from "Iron Fist Consumerists".

The economy of The Free Proletarian Communes of Norskigrad has risen to "powerhouse". You know what we say - "people with hammers ain't nuthin' ta **** wit'".

And Caelapes is totally winning the general election.

I just received an issue regarding the impracticalities of Norskigrad's command economy. I haven't really been very fond of it, since the whole concept of a centrally planned economy contradicts the whole essence of "The Free Proletarian Communes" of Norskigrad. So now I had the choice between re-introducing private ownership of the means of production or "democratizing" the economy:

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What's that smell? Is it...

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The "withering away of the state"?

My country officially has a larger population than China at 2.818 billion.

NationStates | The Federation of The Luxurious Beard of Odin

https://www.nationstates.net/yoniphallia

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The Matriarchy of Yoniphallia is a huge, genial nation, notable for its complete lack of prisons, ban on automobiles, and state-planned economy. The compassionate, democratic population of 464 million Yoniphallians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 69.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Yoniphallian economy, worth 15.8 trillion Moms a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is 34,049 Moms, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest growing field, the government seizes all major gold finds, it is a crime to operate a combine harvester while intoxicated, and businesses are forced to bring all work back within the nation's borders. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Yoniphallia's national animal is the Hen, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Yoniphallia is ranked 152,035th in the world and 5,322nd in Osiris for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 40,969.86 Standard Monetary Units.

it's been 4 years but my matriarchy is still going strong

Got kicked out of The Fascist Union years ago.

https://www.nationstates.net/nation=..._beard_of_odin

Following new legislation in Grimfrost, police officers ride the swiftest Basilisks.