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The Batlord 03-25-2016 10:36 AM

"Corporate Police State". A change from "Iron Fist Consumerists".

Isbjørn 04-04-2016 10:22 AM

The economy of The Free Proletarian Communes of Norskigrad has risen to "powerhouse". You know what we say - "people with hammers ain't nuthin' ta **** wit'".

And Caelapes is totally winning the general election.

Isbjørn 04-06-2016 10:39 AM

I just received an issue regarding the impracticalities of Norskigrad's command economy. I haven't really been very fond of it, since the whole concept of a centrally planned economy contradicts the whole essence of "The Free Proletarian Communes" of Norskigrad. So now I had the choice between re-introducing private ownership of the means of production or "democratizing" the economy:

http://s28.postimg.org/4dnr4kjel/workers.png

What's that smell? Is it...

http://www.clker.com/cliparts/c/c/a/...-sickle-th.png

The "withering away of the state"?

The Batlord 08-24-2016 07:25 PM

My country officially has a larger population than China at 2.818 billion.

NationStates | The Federation of The Luxurious Beard of Odin

WWWP 03-25-2019 09:03 PM

https://www.nationstates.net/yoniphallia

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The Matriarchy of Yoniphallia is a huge, genial nation, notable for its complete lack of prisons, ban on automobiles, and state-planned economy. The compassionate, democratic population of 464 million Yoniphallians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 69.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Yoniphallian economy, worth 15.8 trillion Moms a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is 34,049 Moms, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest growing field, the government seizes all major gold finds, it is a crime to operate a combine harvester while intoxicated, and businesses are forced to bring all work back within the nation's borders. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Yoniphallia's national animal is the Hen, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Yoniphallia is ranked 152,035th in the world and 5,322nd in Osiris for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 40,969.86 Standard Monetary Units.
it's been 4 years but my matriarchy is still going strong

The Batlord 03-25-2019 09:08 PM

Got kicked out of The Fascist Union years ago.

https://www.nationstates.net/nation=..._beard_of_odin

Mondo Bungle 03-26-2019 06:40 PM

extra kvlt https://i.imgur.com/qkZ32QU.png

Mondo Bungle 03-26-2019 06:42 PM

Following new legislation in Grimfrost, police officers ride the swiftest Basilisks.


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