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The Batlord 09-08-2015 12:09 AM

That's The Luxurious Beard of Odin, to you, pal.

Isbjørn 09-08-2015 07:17 AM

idgaf

Pet_Sounds 09-08-2015 03:36 PM

I keep swaying between anarchy and a dictatorship, so the result is kinda boring.

The Batlord 02-29-2016 11:30 AM

If the last few telegrams I received are any indication, there appears to be a power struggle in my region...

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Originally Posted by The Totalitarian Principate of Belmora → region: The Fascist Union

ATTENTION TO ALL TFU RESIDENTS

Ave,

Due to circumstances of inactivity in our leadership, I am proclaiming Dictatorial powers until either Dux or Consul return from inactivity. When they do so, I will immediately step down and you are to adhere to their words above mine. Therefore, the Magistrate is to be temporarily suspended until further notice. I currently hold the powers I need to run the region and am the non-executive WA Delegate. In the case of an emergency, such as the Founder nation CTE, I must be able to keep control so as to exercise emergency authority. There is no imminent threat ti the region right now and all will likely go as planned, but as a precaution, I need all people to apply for the WA and endorse me as soon as possible. Those who endorse me will be known as the Civil Guard and are acting in the defense of our Region, in which you will be rewarded greatly. This is not a coup, but a temporary measure of precaution. Anyone who has WA membership and does not endorse me will be given a notice to do so within 24 hours or face expulsion. It is everyone's duty to inform me if there is someone who is not endorsing me or is not following the Union Code of Conduct. I will be expanding the Cohort Wing of the Civil Guard to do so, as well as creating a new Grand Council to usher in a new era of leadership. Please endorse me immediately.
Tl;dr? I am exercising dictatorial powers and am requiring that everyone apply to the WA and endorse me. This is a temporary measure, but if anyone has WA membership and does endorse me, they will be expelled from the region.
Glory to our region, our Dux and to Fascism!

Roman Salute!

~ Belmora, Dictator of TFU

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Originally Posted by The Totalitarian Principate of Belmora → region: The Fascist Union

Ave,

I apologize, there was a typo in my last message. Just to clarify, if you have World Assembly membership and you do NOT endorse me, you will be expelled from the region if you do not correct it within 24 hours. Thank you.

~ Belmora, Dictator of TFU

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Originally Posted by The Totalitarian Principate of Belmora → region: The Fascist Union

ATTENTION:

Ave,

You may have received a telegram from Verborgenen Herrn asking you to stop endorsing me and to join him in raiding. Do not listen to him or anyone else from Nazi Europa. They have no authority over us and are not an ally. Do not remove your WA endorsement from me unless specifically directed to do so by myself. If you do not have WA membership, I ask that you get it and endorse me immediately. This is our region, and I will not have outside regions dictating what we do or don't. We will not make the same mistake as our Fascist brethren did in Italy by trusting the Nazis. Stand firm with TFU and rebuke those who would seek to undermine us. Thank you.

~ Belmora, Dictator of TFU


Isbjørn 03-01-2016 02:08 PM

The Free Federation of Norskigrad is 221st in foreign aid spending, 520th in welfare programs and 630th in the "most inclusive" category. *Takes a bow*

The Batlord 03-01-2016 02:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Isbjørn (Post 1683617)
The Free Federation of Norskigrad is 221st in foreign aid spending, 520th in welfare programs and 630th in the "most inclusive" category. *Takes a bow*

My country is in the world's top 4% for defense forces, and top 6% for arms manufacturing, so feel free to "take a bow" as my country of 1.8 billion people annexes yours and wipes your Untermensch population from the face of the world.

Isbjørn 03-01-2016 02:51 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1683628)
My country is in the world's top 4% for defense forces, and top 6% for arms manufacturing, so feel free to "take a bow" as my country of 1.8 billion people annexes yours and wipes your Untermensch population from the face of the world.

I've rekt your nation four times out of four on the "challenge" feature though

The Batlord 03-01-2016 03:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Isbjørn (Post 1683639)
I've rekt your nation four times out of four on the "challenge" feature though

I don't even know what the "challenge" feature is, because the absurdity of your pinko, leftist, commie nation "rek"ing me is so absurd that any test which would say otherwise would be a joke. The Luxurious Beard of Odin would massacre your people and build our pagan altars upon the burned remains of your inferior pagan altars.

Isbjørn 03-06-2016 11:24 AM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1683660)
I don't even know what the "challenge" feature is, because the absurdity of your pinko, leftist, commie nation "rek"ing me is so absurd that any test which would say otherwise would be a joke. The Luxurious Beard of Odin would massacre your people and build our pagan altars upon the burned remains of your inferior pagan altars.

My huge-ass People's Army will invade your country with trains and collectivize your pagan altars.

Isbjørn 03-25-2016 10:32 AM

Heck yeah, we're a "left-wing utopia" again.


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