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Old 04-26-2015, 05:03 AM   #1 (permalink)
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What no catsup or mayo? I know you Americans can't eat anything like this without some relish.
Mayo is fine, but ketchup on turkey? What the **** is wrong with you? That doesn't even sound vaguely good. And where did you get the idea that Americans put relish on anything other than hot dogs? Cause we don't.
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Old 04-26-2015, 05:43 AM   #2 (permalink)
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You speak to the point! Most of us would very much relish the chance to eat it!
A turkey sandwich is hardly a luxury.

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Mayo is fine, but ketchup on turkey? What the **** is wrong with you? That doesn't even sound vaguely good. And where did you get the idea that Americans put relish on anything other than hot dogs? Cause we don't.
I know it doesn't sound good and according to Popeye Doyle YOU DO put relish on everything.
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Old 04-26-2015, 06:27 AM   #3 (permalink)
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I know it doesn't sound good and according to Popeye Doyle YOU DO put relish on everything.
Who the **** is Popeye Doyle and where does he get his information? Americans don't put relish on anything but hot dogs, and even then only some of them. This is quite possibly the most baseless stereotype I have ever heard.
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Who the **** is Popeye Doyle and where does he get his information? Americans don't put relish on anything but hot dogs, and even then only some of them. This is quite possibly the most baseless stereotype I have ever heard.
French Connection. Gene Hackman. C'mon.

Granted that seems like a weird thing to use as travel guide to America.
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Old 04-26-2015, 07:04 AM   #5 (permalink)
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French Connection. Gene Hackman. C'mon.

Granted that seems like a weird thing to use as travel guide to America.
Dude. I'm under thirty. Do you really think I have, or have ever had any desire to watch The French Connection?
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Dude. I'm under thirty. Do you really think I have, or have ever had any desire to watch The French Connection?
Dude, it's from before my time too. Doesn't mean I don't watch classic movies.
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French Connection along with the Godfather and Dirty Harry are some of the best ever movies from their era, as long as you like the crime thing of course.

Popeye Doyle is a totally badass cop and if he says you guys put relish on everything then I believe him.
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Old 04-26-2015, 07:11 AM   #8 (permalink)
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Dude, it's from before my time too. Doesn't mean I don't watch classic movies.
Unless you're one of those annoying people who calls movies "films" then you have probably not seen The French Connection.
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