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Old 04-29-2015, 10:39 AM   #71 (permalink)
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Old 04-29-2015, 10:44 AM   #72 (permalink)
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Old 04-29-2015, 11:41 AM   #73 (permalink)
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Most people here agree that turkey tastes even better the next day.

So you have turkey for both Christmas and this Thanksgiving thing you have?
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Old 04-29-2015, 11:43 AM   #74 (permalink)
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Old 04-29-2015, 11:52 AM   #75 (permalink)
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Most people here agree that turkey tastes even better the next day.

So you have turkey for both Christmas and this Thanksgiving thing you have?
Sometimes. Turkey is what you eat for Thanksgiving no matter what. It's just the law. Christmas can go either turkey or ham though. Maybe some liberal yuppies have goose or something.
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Christmas can go either turkey or ham though. Maybe some liberal yuppies have goose or something.
Who the **** eats ham at Christmas? Ham here is some crappy thing you put in bland sandwiches, take two bites from and then chuck it away. The only decent ham here is ham imported from places like Italy and Spain that know how to do ham.
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Old 04-29-2015, 12:02 PM   #77 (permalink)
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Who the **** eats ham at Christmas? Ham here is some crappy thing you put in bland sandwiches, take two bites from and then chuck it away. The only decent ham here is ham imported from places like Italy and Spain that know how to do ham.
Come to the USA and have at one of these.

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Old 04-29-2015, 12:04 PM   #78 (permalink)
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Who the **** eats ham at Christmas? Ham here is some crappy thing you put in bland sandwiches, take two bites from and then chuck it away. The only decent ham here is ham imported from places like Italy and Spain that know how to do ham.
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Old 04-29-2015, 01:38 PM   #79 (permalink)
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Come to the USA and have at one of these.
Well that looks a million times nicer than this.

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Old 04-29-2015, 01:43 PM   #80 (permalink)
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Well that looks a million times nicer than this.
Ew. Try a salmon sandwich instead. Can't go wrong with those.



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