Make sentences from only band names

Trollheart · 04-22-2015, 08:25 PM

No other words at all. Bands can be as obscure as you want but they must exist. Like this:

I set my friends on fire. Therapy? Badbadnotgood, when bitter spring sleeps. Bring me the horizon, as I watch you from afar, and you will know us by the trail of the dead.

No it is NOT the worst thread I ever made! You take that back!

RoxyRollah · 04-22-2015, 09:53 PM

? Im ****ing lost...

OccultHawk · 04-22-2015, 10:09 PM

Niggas with Attitude Kill Whitey.

OccultHawk · 04-22-2015, 10:21 PM

The Beatles Love The Rolling Stones.

DeadChannel · 04-22-2015, 10:43 PM

Have a nice life, butthole surfers...

Key · 04-23-2015, 01:23 AM

Kanye West

Overcast · 04-23-2015, 01:46 AM

The Books, múm! Story of the Year:

"Everyone Asked About You, Grizzly Bear," Said the Whale.

"The Who?"

"The Tallest Man On Earth! The Spiritualized Pixies! The Angels of Light!"

"Heaven Shall Burn."

"Why?"

"I Was a Teenage Satan Worshipper Two Steps From Hell. I Hate Myself. Faith No More, I Set My Friends on Fire!"

"Talk Talk Full of Hell! Summoning The Black Angels!"

"How To Destroy Angels: Set Fire to Flames. Napalm Death!"

"HOLY FUCK!"

"This Will Destroy You Little Wings! Screaming Females! All Shall Perish In This Moment, KILLSWITCH ENGAGE! HAVE A NICE LIFE!"

"Craft Spells, GODSMACK!"

*Lightning Bolt*

"Muddy Waters! Flames Washed Out!"

"Brighter Death Now! Finish Him, The Angelic Process! Minus the Bear!"

"The Knife, Slayer The Body! Defeater!"

"Stabbing Westward!"

"The World Is a Beautiful Place & I Am No Longer Afraid to Die."

"Murder by Death! A Winged Victory for the Sullen!"

"The Saddest Landscape Planning for Burial."

Sleep... Codeine Baths... Sleeping at Last.

*Coma Cinema Dream Theater*

And thus the lost biblical war story of the satanic bear vs the whale and the angels concluded. No stray words, 100% band names.

The Batlord · 04-23-2015, 04:06 AM

Eyehategod.

**Janszoon** · 04-23-2015, 05:50 AM

Tom waits 'til Tuesday. Why? We were promised jetpacks. Liars.

Trollheart · 04-23-2015, 01:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Overcast

The Books, múm! Story of the Year:

"Everyone Asked About You, Grizzly Bear," Said the Whale.

"The Who?"

"The Tallest Man On Earth! The Spiritualized Pixies! The Angels of Light!"

"Heaven Shall Burn."

"Why?"

"I Was a Teenage Satan Worshipper Two Steps From Hell. I Hate Myself. Faith No More, I Set My Friends on Fire!"

"Talk Talk Full of Hell! Summoning The Black Angels!"

"How To Destroy Angels: Set Fire to Flames. Napalm Death!"

"HOLY FUCK!"

"This Will Destroy You Little Wings! Screaming Females! All Shall Perish In This Moment, KILLSWITCH ENGAGE! HAVE A NICE LIFE!"

"Craft Spells, GODSMACK!"

*Lightning Bolt*

"Muddy Waters! Flames Washed Out!"

"Brighter Death Now! Finish Him, The Angelic Process! Minus the Bear!"

"The Knife, Slayer The Body! Defeater!"

"Stabbing Westward!"

"The World Is a Beautiful Place & I Am No Longer Afraid to Die."

"Murder by Death! A Winged Victory for the Sullen!"

"The Saddest Landscape Planning for Burial."

Sleep... Codeine Baths... Sleeping at Last.

*Coma Cinema Dream Theater*

And thus the lost biblical war story of the satanic bear vs the whale and the angels concluded. No stray words, 100% band names.

Absolutely brilliant! If there was a prize you'd win it. There isn't though. But if there was you'd win it. If there was one. Which there isn't. Stop asking!

Quote:

Originally Posted by RoxyRollah

? Im ****ing lost...

I don't understand how you're lost honey. The idea is to make some sort of sentence using ONLY band names. I'm not sure how much clearer it could be?

04-22-2015, 08:25 PM	#1 (permalink)
Trollheart Born to be mild Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: 404 Not Found Posts: 26,992	Make sentences from only band names No other words at all. Bands can be as obscure as you want but they must exist. Like this: I set my friends on fire. Therapy? Badbadnotgood, when bitter spring sleeps. Bring me the horizon, as I watch you from afar, and you will know us by the trail of the dead. No it is NOT the worst thread I ever made! You take that back! __________________ Trollheart: Signature-free since April 2018

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Key . Join Date: Dec 2010 Posts: 13,153	Kanye West

04-23-2015, 01:46 AM	#7 (permalink)
Overcast . Join Date: Aug 2014 Location: . Posts: 1,531	The Books, múm! Story of the Year: "Everyone Asked About You, Grizzly Bear," Said the Whale. "The Who?" "The Tallest Man On Earth! The Spiritualized Pixies! The Angels of Light!" "Heaven Shall Burn." "Why?" "I Was a Teenage Satan Worshipper Two Steps From Hell. I Hate Myself. Faith No More, I Set My Friends on Fire!" "Talk Talk Full of Hell! Summoning The Black Angels!" "How To Destroy Angels: Set Fire to Flames. Napalm Death!" "HOLY FUCK!" "This Will Destroy You Little Wings! Screaming Females! All Shall Perish In This Moment, KILLSWITCH ENGAGE! HAVE A NICE LIFE!" "Craft Spells, GODSMACK!" Lightning Bolt "Muddy Waters! Flames Washed Out!" "Brighter Death Now! Finish Him, The Angelic Process! Minus the Bear!" "The Knife, Slayer The Body! Defeater!" "Stabbing Westward!" "The World Is a Beautiful Place & I Am No Longer Afraid to Die." "Murder by Death! A Winged Victory for the Sullen!" "The Saddest Landscape Planning for Burial." Sleep... Codeine Baths... Sleeping at Last. Coma Cinema Dream Theater And thus the lost biblical war story of the satanic bear vs the whale and the angels concluded. No stray words, 100% band names.