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04-04-2015, 11:35 AM | #21 (permalink) |
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One upon a time there was a brave little sausage named Sausilio, who dreamed of becoming a beautiful woman with a penis shaped invisible kazoo. She committed genocide against all arachnids, who are responsible for Batlord's little accident where he wanted to slice off his nipples instead of his mother's nipples. That he'd bled dry.
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04-04-2015, 12:11 PM | #22 (permalink) |
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One upon a time there was a brave little sausage named Sausilio, who dreamed of becoming a beautiful woman with a penis shaped invisible kazoo. She committed genocide against all arachnids, who are responsible for Batlord's little accident where he wanted to slice off his nipples instead of his mother's nipples. That he'd bled dry.
Sausilio was just masturbating on a tread mill when all hell broke
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04-04-2015, 12:14 PM | #23 (permalink) |
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One upon a time there was a brave little sausage named Sausilio, who dreamed of becoming a beautiful woman with a penis shaped invisible kazoo. She committed genocide against all arachnids, who are responsible for Batlord's little accident where he wanted to slice off his nipples instead of his mother's nipples. That he'd bled dry.
Sausilio was just masturbating on a tread mill when all hell broke loose because he
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04-04-2015, 12:15 PM | #24 (permalink) |
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One upon a time there was a brave little sausage named Sausilio, who dreamed of becoming a beautiful woman with a penis shaped invisible kazoo. She committed genocide against all arachnids, who are responsible for Batlord's little accident where he wanted to slice off his nipples instead of his mother's nipples. That he'd bled dry.
Sausilio was just masturbating on a tread mill when all hell broke loose because he left his thumb
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04-04-2015, 12:16 PM | #25 (permalink) |
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One upon a time there was a brave little sausage named Sausilio, who dreamed of becoming a beautiful woman with a penis shaped invisible kazoo. She committed genocide against all arachnids, who are responsible for Batlord's little accident where he wanted to slice off his nipples instead of his mother's nipples. That he'd bled dry.
Sausilio was just masturbating on a tread mill when all hell broke loose because he left his thumb up his mother's
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04-04-2015, 12:17 PM | #26 (permalink) |
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One upon a time there was a brave little sausage named Sausilio, who dreamed of becoming a beautiful woman with a penis shaped invisible kazoo. She committed genocide against all arachnids, who are responsible for Batlord's little accident where he wanted to slice off his nipples instead of his mother's nipples. That he'd bled dry.
Sausilio was just masturbating on a tread mill when all hell broke loose because he left his thumb up his mother's tired and dry
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04-04-2015, 12:18 PM | #27 (permalink) |
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One upon a time there was a brave little sausage named Sausilio, who dreamed of becoming a beautiful woman with a penis shaped invisible kazoo. She committed genocide against all arachnids, who are responsible for Batlord's little accident where he wanted to slice off his nipples instead of his mother's nipples. That he'd bled dry.
Sausilio was just masturbating on a tread mill when all hell broke loose because he left his thumb up his mother's tired and dry fist. He jerked
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04-04-2015, 12:22 PM | #28 (permalink) |
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One upon a time there was a brave little sausage named Sausilio, who dreamed of becoming a beautiful woman with a penis shaped invisible kazoo. She committed genocide against all arachnids, who are responsible for Batlord's little accident where he wanted to slice off his nipples instead of his mother's nipples. That he'd bled dry.
Sausilio was just masturbating on a tread mill when all hell broke loose because he left his thumb up his mother's tired and dry fist. He jerked his large and |
04-04-2015, 12:23 PM | #29 (permalink) |
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One upon a time there was a brave little sausage named Sausilio, who dreamed of becoming a beautiful woman with a penis shaped invisible kazoo. She committed genocide against all arachnids, who are responsible for Batlord's little accident where he wanted to slice off his nipples instead of his mother's nipples. That he'd bled dry.
Sausilio was just masturbating on a tread mill when all hell broke loose because he left his thumb up his mother's tired and dry fist. He jerked his large and ample fingers wrapped
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04-04-2015, 12:24 PM | #30 (permalink) |
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Need to edit that, Chula.
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