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Old 03-27-2015, 07:38 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Default Unsuitable jobs for animals
We all know that you wouldn't put a fox in charge of a chicken coop or hen house, but assuming that animals could hold jobs, what would be the most inappropriate job a particular one could hold? A tortoise applying for a job as a relay runner? A rabbit trying out as a marriage guidance counsellor? A skunk selling perfume door to door? Or maybe a whale as a fireman?

**** it: have fun with it! Let your imaginations run wild...
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Old 03-27-2015, 08:23 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Old 03-27-2015, 09:08 AM   #3 (permalink)
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A jellyfish as a construction laborer....
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A jellyfish as a construction laborer....
A jellyfish as anything actually.
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That would be pretty brutal though.
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