Unsuitable jobs for animals
 

We all know that you wouldn't put a fox in charge of a chicken coop or hen house, but assuming that animals could hold jobs, what would be the most inappropriate job a particular one could hold? A tortoise applying for a job as a relay runner? A rabbit trying out as a marriage guidance counsellor? A skunk selling perfume door to door? Or maybe a whale as a fireman?

**** it: have fun with it! Let your imaginations run wild...

If your party needs a clown, never hire a Naegleria Fowleri, no matter how tempting it may seem. Their jokes are so bad, your IQ will drop (although that may just be because it eats brains...):

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^ I think it looks like a happy camper.

A troll in charge of a forum.

Shark in a butcher shop.

Cows as butchers.

A black widow as a marriage counselor.

A jellyfish as a construction laborer....

A jellyfish as anything actually.

That would be pretty brutal though.