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Old 03-27-2015, 06:10 PM   #21 (permalink)
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Old 03-28-2015, 12:08 AM   #22 (permalink)
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Old 03-28-2015, 02:01 AM   #23 (permalink)
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What the hell is a colon therapist? I know I talk out of my ass sometimes, but I'd feel kind of weird having some psychiatrist talk to it.
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Old 03-28-2015, 02:29 AM   #25 (permalink)
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What the hell is a colon therapist? I know I talk out of my ass sometimes, but I'd feel kind of weird having some psychiatrist talk to it.
Colon therapy is like when you get a colonic to clean the tubes. Idk if they are actually called colon therapists. I was thinking about the people who stick the tube up your butt and fill you with water/gut cleaner.
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Old 03-28-2015, 02:35 AM   #26 (permalink)
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Colon therapy is like when you get a colonic to clean the tubes. Idk if they are actually called colon therapists. I was thinking about the people who stick the tube up your butt and fill you with water/gut cleaner.
I think the term you're looking for is "fetish pornographer".
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Old 03-28-2015, 05:42 AM   #27 (permalink)
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