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Old 04-01-2015, 12:18 PM   #111 (permalink)
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Old 04-01-2015, 12:32 PM   #112 (permalink)
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I'm finnin' for some cheese fries.
I would like to have some processed milk curds poured over some starch sticks.
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Old 04-01-2015, 12:38 PM   #113 (permalink)
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I would like to have some processed milk curds poured over some starch sticks.
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Old 04-02-2015, 06:46 AM   #114 (permalink)
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That guy's headlights are blaring at me! No, headlights don't make a sound. You mean GLARING....

Here's a good one I bet nobody else uses or has heard: in Ireland, so many people say, instead of "do you not", don't'n you not (the extra "n" is important) and of course "My teacher learned me about maths"....
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Old 04-02-2015, 07:13 AM   #115 (permalink)
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That guy's headlights are blaring at me! No, headlights don't make a sound. You mean GLARING....

Here's a good one I bet nobody else uses or has heard: in Ireland, so many people say, instead of "do you not", don't'n you not (the extra "n" is important) and of course "My teacher learned me about maths"....
Yeah, I know. Everybody knows it's "math".
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Old 04-02-2015, 07:20 AM   #116 (permalink)
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Old 04-02-2015, 05:37 PM   #117 (permalink)
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There's the whole thing where southerners say "whenever" when they mean "when". It's somewhere between funny and annoying to listen to.
What I like to know is: whenever did you visit the South to know such a thing?
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Old 04-02-2015, 06:28 PM   #118 (permalink)
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You take pleasure in knowing questions? What do you got against answers?
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Old 04-02-2015, 06:32 PM   #119 (permalink)
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Old 04-02-2015, 06:34 PM   #120 (permalink)
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