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Old 03-31-2015, 07:29 PM   #101 (permalink)
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The obviousness of pointing out the irony of my statement makes pointing it out inherently unfunny. Suck it.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 03-31-2015, 07:33 PM   #102 (permalink)
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I, The Batlord, Supreme Dictator for Life, and Protector of the Tri-Force, command you to make jokes that are actually funny.
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Old 03-31-2015, 08:41 PM   #103 (permalink)
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Old 04-01-2015, 12:33 AM   #104 (permalink)
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I, The Batlord, Supreme Dictator for Life, and Protector of the Tri-Force, command you to make actual jokes that are funny.
I am so glad someone else finally said it.
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Old 04-01-2015, 06:52 AM   #105 (permalink)
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There's the whole thing where southerners say "whenever" when they mean "when". It's somewhere between funny and annoying to listen to.
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Old 04-01-2015, 06:55 AM   #106 (permalink)
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what?! I really thought that was normal.
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Roxy is the William S. Burroughs of our time.
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I like Roxy, she's awesome and her taste in music far exceeds yours. Roxy is in the Major League bro, and you're like a sad clown in a two bit rodeo.
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Old 04-01-2015, 08:25 AM   #107 (permalink)
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Speaking of southerners..

Has anyone said Nekkid = Naked?
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Old 04-01-2015, 08:51 AM   #108 (permalink)
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Can't say as I have.
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Old 04-01-2015, 09:34 AM   #109 (permalink)
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Speaking of southerners..

Has anyone said Nekkid = Naked?
yes .
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Old 04-01-2015, 09:43 AM   #110 (permalink)
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I'm fina go off on this bitch.

I'm fixing to go off on this bitch.

I am about to do physical harm to this person.
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