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ladyislingering 03-04-2015 09:09 PM

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Originally Posted by DwnWthVwls (Post 1560464)
Before or after your morning shit?

Definitely after.

ladyislingering 03-04-2015 09:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Chula Vista (Post 1560441)
He was born a sociopath. Many believe he committed his first murder while in his teens.

He was sick, yes, but he was also very controlled, very much aware of what he was capable of. I don't think for a second that he was ruled by his mental illness.

Pet_Sounds 03-04-2015 09:13 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1560545)
Dude, you're fourteen. Plenty of time to develop an unhealthy fixation on serial killers. You can start off light. Jack the Ripper seems like an easy one for you to check out. I'd give him a 7/10. Although that's mostly because of the legend surrounding him. Only three murders? Kid stuff.

One thing I'll give you, Bats, you know how to cheer a fellow up. :laughing:

Already know the story of Jack the Ripper (and his 20th century namesake) inside out.

The Batlord 03-04-2015 09:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Pet_Sounds (Post 1560555)
One thing I'll give you, Bats, you know how to cheer a fellow up. :laughing:

Already know the story of Jack the Ripper (and his 20th century namesake) inside out.

Then Bundy should be your next stop. Might not be as outrageous as some, but his story is the gold standard of mass murderers. 9/10

Frownland 03-04-2015 10:29 PM

I just realized how much easier Facebook can make serial killing. You can threaten to kill all of someone's friends and family and get them to do all the work.

RoxyRollah 03-05-2015 06:41 AM

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Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 1560592)
I just realized how much easier Facebook can make serial killing. You can threaten to kill all of someone's friends and family and get them to do all the work.

5.2 for sheer laziness .Put some effort into it.

Chula Vista 03-05-2015 09:02 AM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1560568)
Then Bundy should be your next stop. Might not be as outrageous as some, but his story is the gold standard of mass murderers. 9/10

Bundy is a 10/10 for me. Love what the judge said to him at his sentencing.

"It is ordered that you be put to death by a current of electricity, that current be passed through your body until you are dead. Take care of yourself, young man. I say that to you sincerely; take care of yourself, please. It is an utter tragedy for this court to see such a total waste of humanity as I've experienced in this courtroom. You're a bright young man. You'd have made a good lawyer, and I would have loved to have you practice in front of me, but you went another way, partner. Take care of yourself. I don't feel any animosity toward you. I want you to know that. Once again, take care of yourself."

The Batlord 03-05-2015 09:23 AM

I take off a point just because bludgeoning and then strangulation seem kind of pedestrian. Everything else is flawless though. Mega props. :dj:

Key 03-05-2015 10:02 AM

Ted Bundy has always been interesting for me as well. In terms of what I would do? Probably the "build a death house" thing. Then I'd capture people and hide them in the walls for them to die slowly. There was a movie like that but I can't remember the name. Anyway, I'd get a kick out of hearing my victims scream for their lives in the walls of my home. Plus, human corpses will let me save money on insulation.

Frownland 03-05-2015 10:04 AM

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Originally Posted by Ki (Post 1560749)
Ted Bundy has always been interesting for me as well. In terms of what I would do? Probably the "build a death house" thing. Then I'd capture people and hide them in the walls for them to die slowly. There was a movie like that but I can't remember the name. Anyway, I'd get a kick out of hearing my victims scream for their lives in the walls of my home. Plus, human corpses will let me save money on insulation.

Sounds like Edgar Allen Poe's Cask of Amontillado.


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