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Old 03-04-2015, 08:57 PM   #51 (permalink)
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Old 03-04-2015, 08:57 PM   #52 (permalink)
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He was born a sociopath. Many believe he committed his first murder while in his teens.
I remember a story where his aunt or something woke up to find him as a little kid watching her sleep with a bunch of knives loud out on the floor all pointing toward her. I'd have drowned him in a toilet.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 03-04-2015, 08:59 PM   #53 (permalink)
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I remember a story where his aunt or something woke up to find him as a little kid watching her sleep with a bunch of knives loud out on the floor all pointing toward her. I'd have drowned him in a toilet.
He was great at acting normal but man, when he dropped the guise it was nuts. It happened once during the trial when he momentarily got angry and this happened.

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Old 03-04-2015, 08:59 PM   #54 (permalink)
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Old 03-04-2015, 09:26 PM   #56 (permalink)
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I'm so upset and stressed out that I just threw up.
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What would you do with your victims?

How would you kill them?

Would you do anything extra with their body after the deed was done?

How would you dispose of the corpse?
I'd use psychology to lead them into suicide
Spoiler for real spoiler for an Agatha Christie novel:
like in the end of And Then There Were None.
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Old 03-04-2015, 09:43 PM   #57 (permalink)
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Almost happened again after reading this thread.
What happened to "nothing I haven't heard in the locker room", huh?
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Old 03-04-2015, 09:45 PM   #58 (permalink)
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Old 03-04-2015, 09:48 PM   #59 (permalink)
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What happened to "nothing I haven't heard in the locker room", huh?
No, nothing new here. Just disgusts/saddens me every time.
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No, nothing new here. Just disgusts/saddens me every time.
Dude, you're fourteen. Plenty of time to develop an unhealthy fixation on serial killers. You can start off light. Jack the Ripper seems like an easy one for you to check out. I'd give him a 7/10. Although that's mostly because of the legend surrounding him. Only three murders? Kid stuff.
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