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Old 03-04-2015, 08:18 PM   #41 (permalink)
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Ed Gein is my favorite serial killer by a long shot. Momma's boy interior decorator!

Plus he was hella handsome in that good ol' boy way.

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Old 03-04-2015, 08:25 PM   #42 (permalink)
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I thought someone would never ask this question.
To be a sucessfull serial killer in the Us anyway one must realize you quite possibly will be arrested.But if the method of murder is one where intent cant be proven beyond a reasonable doubt,and intent is a grey area hire a Fan****ingtastic lawyer and laugh all the way home after your aquital.

Now I'm not saying I don't like anyone of you,Im just not above leaving a bag of lays on top of your toaster oven while its on high. Prove it wasnt a horrible absent minded mistake motha****a I dare you.
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Old 03-04-2015, 08:27 PM   #43 (permalink)
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I thought someone would never ask this question.
To be a sucessfull serial killer in the Us anyway one must realize you quite possibly will be arrested.But if the method of murder is one where intent cant be proven beyod reasonable doubt,and intent is a grey area hire a Fan****ingtastic lawyer and laugh all the way home after your aquital.

Now I'm not saying I don't like anyone of you,Im just not above leaving a bag of lays on top of your toaster oven while its on high. Prove it wasnt a horrible absent minded mistake motha****a I dare you.
You're lucky you don't look like my mother or you'd get a bludgeon to the back of the head and wind up in the trunk of my car.
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Old 03-04-2015, 08:33 PM   #44 (permalink)
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You don't have a car.^
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Old 03-04-2015, 08:38 PM   #45 (permalink)
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You don't have a car.^
Or maybe I'm just creating a false record to throw off the FBI?
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Old 03-04-2015, 08:43 PM   #46 (permalink)
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He'll stick your head in his bicycle basket and call you Toto while he pets your severed head.
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Old 03-04-2015, 08:43 PM   #47 (permalink)
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He meant wind up in the basket of his bike. ET style, but dead.
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Old 03-04-2015, 08:50 PM   #48 (permalink)
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He meant wind up in the basket of his bike. ET style, but dead.
Great minds or something...
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Old 03-04-2015, 08:52 PM   #49 (permalink)
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It's sad that he chose to do what he had done.
He was born a sociopath. Many believe he committed his first murder while in his teens.
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Old 03-04-2015, 08:53 PM   #50 (permalink)
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