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Carpe Mortem 03-04-2015 07:18 PM

Ed Gein is my favorite serial killer by a long shot. Momma's boy interior decorator!

Plus he was hella handsome in that good ol' boy way.

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com...0c5559f248.jpg

RoxyRollah 03-04-2015 07:25 PM

:laughing: I thought someone would never ask this question.
To be a sucessfull serial killer in the Us anyway one must realize you quite possibly will be arrested.But if the method of murder is one where intent cant be proven beyond a reasonable doubt,and intent is a grey area hire a Fan****ingtastic lawyer and laugh all the way home after your aquital.

Now I'm not saying I don't like anyone of you,Im just not above leaving a bag of lays on top of your toaster oven while its on high.;) Prove it wasnt a horrible absent minded mistake motha****a I dare you.

The Batlord 03-04-2015 07:27 PM

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Originally Posted by RoxyRollah (Post 1560402)
:laughing: I thought someone would never ask this question.
To be a sucessfull serial killer in the Us anyway one must realize you quite possibly will be arrested.But if the method of murder is one where intent cant be proven beyod reasonable doubt,and intent is a grey area hire a Fan****ingtastic lawyer and laugh all the way home after your aquital.

Now I'm not saying I don't like anyone of you,Im just not above leaving a bag of lays on top of your toaster oven while its on high.;) Prove it wasnt a horrible absent minded mistake motha****a I dare you.

You're lucky you don't look like my mother or you'd get a bludgeon to the back of the head and wind up in the trunk of my car.

RoxyRollah 03-04-2015 07:33 PM

You don't have a car.^ :confused:

The Batlord 03-04-2015 07:38 PM

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Originally Posted by RoxyRollah (Post 1560410)
You don't have a car.^ :confused:

Or maybe I'm just creating a false record to throw off the FBI?

Janszoon 03-04-2015 07:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RoxyRollah (Post 1560410)
You don't have a car.^ :confused:

He meant wind up in the basket of his bike. ET style, but dead.

DwnWthVwls 03-04-2015 07:43 PM

He'll stick your head in his bicycle basket and call you Toto while he pets your severed head.

DwnWthVwls 03-04-2015 07:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Janszoon (Post 1560421)
He meant wind up in the basket of his bike. ET style, but dead.

Great minds or something... :clap:

Chula Vista 03-04-2015 07:52 PM

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Originally Posted by ladyislingering (Post 1560359)
It's sad that he chose to do what he had done.

He was born a sociopath. Many believe he committed his first murder while in his teens.

RoxyRollah 03-04-2015 07:53 PM

facepalm*....


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