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Old 03-04-2015, 06:52 PM   #21 (permalink)
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Ya, he'd pretty much lost all self control by then.
His problem was that he was always looking for the next big thrill. That next disgusting thing he could do to push him over the edge in terms of his bloodlust.

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As far as illustrating him as a soulless killing machine devoid of humanity, sure, but keeping severed, putrefying heads in his bedroom for the purpose of necrophilia is pretty squick too.
...I... I didn't know about that. Sounds like Jeffrey Dahmer. I don't think he fucked the head(s) he kept, but ... at that point you almost have to expect it.

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Bundy ain't got nothing on Albert Fish.
Ugh. UGH. ALBERT. FUCKING. FISH. Now that guy was fucked right up.
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Old 03-04-2015, 06:54 PM   #22 (permalink)
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Bundy ain't got nothing on Albert Fish.
As far his level of depravity goes, then yeah, Fish wins hands down. But Bundy was a far more calculating individual in control of his sanity. From what I know Fish was a borderline retard who wasn't really in touch with reality. I'd be far more terrified to have Bundy after me than Fish. I could conceivably outwit Fish, but Bundy was a far more capable predator.
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As far his level of depravity goes, then yeah, Fish wins hands down. But Bundy was a far more calculating individual in control of his sanity. From what I know Fish was a borderline retard who wasn't really in touch with reality. I'd be far more terrified to have Bundy after me than Fish. I could conceivably outwit Fish, but Bundy was a far more capable predator.
Ed Gein was far more retarded than Albert Fish.
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I'd be far more terrified to have Bundy after me than Fish. I could conceivably outwit Fish, but Bundy was a far more capable predator.
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...I... I didn't know about that. Sounds like Jeffrey Dahmer. I don't think he fucked the head(s) he kept, but ... at that point you almost have to expect it.
I'm pretty sure he kept the heads and used them for oral sex. I do know that he revisited his kills and ****ed their corpses though.
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Ed Gein was far more retarded than Albert Fish.
One of the only serial killers I'm aware of to successfully cop an insanity plea. Supposedly he was a model patient at his mental hospital, so it's kind of hard to gauge whether he was an actual sociopath or just an uber-schizophrenic or something.
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I'm pretty sure he kept the heads and used them for oral sex. I do know that he revisited his kills and ****ed their corpses though.
...After they'd been cold and able to decompose a little.

What. The. Fuck.

I can see if it was still kind of warm and not bludgeoned shitless or whatever, but ... ugh.

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Not gonna outwit Fish as a child which is what he targeted. I think writing a letter to the parents of the child you ate describing the taste is pretty controlled.

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In 1894 a friend of mine shipped as a deck hand on the steamer Tacoma, Capt John Davis. They sailed from San Francisco to Hong Kong China. On arriving there he and two others went ashore and got drunk. When they returned the boat was gone. At that time there was a famine in China. Meat of any kind was from $1 - $3 Dollars a pound. So great was the suffering among the very poor that all children under 12 were sold to the Butchers to be cut up and sold for food in order to keep others from starving. A boy or girl under 14 was not safe in the street. You could go in any shop and ask for steak - chops - or stew meat. Part of the naked body of a boy or girl would be brought out and just what you wanted cut from it. A boy or girls behind which is the sweetest part of the body and sold as veal cutlet brought the highest price. John staid there so long he acquired a taste for human flesh. On his return to N.Y. he stole two boys one 7 one 11. Took them to his home stripped them naked tied them in a closet then burned everything they had on. Several times every day and night he spanked them – tortured them - to make their meat good and tender. First he killed the 11 yr old boy, because he had the fattest ass and of course the most meat on it. Every part of his body was cooked and eaten except Head - bones and guts. He was Roasted in the oven, (all of his ass) boiled, broiled, fried, stewed. The little boy was next, went the same way. At that time I was living at 409 E 100 St, rear - right side. He told me so often how good Human flesh was I made up my mind to taste it. On Sunday June the 3 - 1928 I called on you at 406 W 15 St. Brought you pot cheese - strawberries. We had lunch. Grace sat in my lap and kissed me. I made up my mind to eat her, on the pretense of taking her to a party. You said Yes she could go. I took her to an empty house in Westchester I had already picked out. When we got there, I told her to remain outside. She picked wild flowers. I went upstairs and stripped all my clothes off. I knew if I did not I would get her blood on them. When all was ready I went to the window and called her. Then I hid in a closet until she was in the room. When she saw me all naked she began to cry and tried to run down stairs. I grabbed her and she said she would tell her mama. First I stripped her naked. How she did kick - bite and scratch. I choked her to death then cut her in small pieces so I could take my meat to my rooms, cook and eat it. How sweet and tender her little ass was roasted in the oven. It took me 9 days to eat her entire body. I did not **** her tho I could of had I wished. She died a virgin.
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One of the only serial killers I'm aware of to successfully cop an insanity plea. Supposedly he was a model patient at his mental hospital, so it's kind of hard to gauge whether he was an actual sociopath or just an uber-schizophrenic or something.
John Wayne Gacy was a model convict as well - he even made paintings for people and sent them (and letters) all over the world. Shit's fucked up.
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