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Chula Vista 03-04-2015 05:45 PM
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Originally Posted by ladyislingering (Post 1560307)
Yeah, he was a pretty gross human. Reportedly violent even to those he loved and (too) freaky in bed.
Spoiler for Freaky...:
Sometime during the evening of January 14 or the early hours of January 15, 1978—one week after his arrival in Tallahassee—Bundy entered FSU's Chi Omega sorority house through a rear door with a faulty lock. Beginning at about 2:45 am he bludgeoned Margaret Bowman, 21, with a piece of oak firewood as she slept, then garroted her with a nylon stocking. He then entered the bedroom of 20-year-old Lisa Levy and beat her unconscious, strangled her, tore one of her nipples, bit deeply into her left buttock, and sexually assaulted her with a hair mist bottle. In an adjoining bedroom he attacked Kathy Kleiner, breaking her jaw and deeply lacerating her shoulder; and Karen Chandler, who suffered a concussion, broken jaw, loss of teeth, and a crushed finger. Tallahassee detectives later determined that the four attacks took place in a total of less than 15 minutes, within earshot of more than 30 witnesses who heard nothing. After leaving the sorority house Bundy broke into a basement apartment eight blocks away and attacked FSU student Cheryl Thomas, dislocating her shoulder and fracturing her jaw and skull in five places. She was left with permanent deafness, and equilibrium damage that ended her dance career

simplephysics 03-04-2015 05:46 PM
If the NSA wasn't lurking around this forum already, they certainly are now.

The Batlord 03-04-2015 05:46 PM
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Originally Posted by ladyislingering (Post 1560307)
I fucking lost it. :laughing:
Just cause I'm a violent sexual sadist doesn't mean I can't be environmentally conscious.

ladyislingering 03-04-2015 05:46 PM
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Originally Posted by Chula Vista (Post 1560311)
Spoiler for Freaky...:
Sometime during the evening of January 14 or the early hours of January 15, 1978—one week after his arrival in Tallahassee—Bundy entered FSU's Chi Omega sorority house through a rear door with a faulty lock. Beginning at about 2:45 am he bludgeoned Margaret Bowman, 21, with a piece of oak firewood as she slept, then garroted her with a nylon stocking. He then entered the bedroom of 20-year-old Lisa Levy and beat her unconscious, strangled her, tore one of her nipples, bit deeply into her left buttock, and sexually assaulted her with a hair mist bottle. In an adjoining bedroom he attacked Kathy Kleiner, breaking her jaw and deeply lacerating her shoulder; and Karen Chandler, who suffered a concussion, broken jaw, loss of teeth, and a crushed finger. Tallahassee detectives later determined that the four attacks took place in a total of less than 15 minutes, within earshot of more than 30 witnesses who heard nothing. After leaving the sorority house Bundy broke into a basement apartment eight blocks away and attacked FSU student Cheryl Thomas, dislocating her shoulder and fracturing her jaw and skull in five places. She was left with permanent deafness, and equilibrium damage that ended her dance career
Ugh. UGH.

The Chi Omega killings are probably the grossest part of his reign of terror.

Chula Vista 03-04-2015 05:47 PM
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Originally Posted by ladyislingering (Post 1560316)

The Chi Omega killings are probably the grossest part of his reign of terror.
Ya, he'd pretty much lost all self control by then.

Frownland 03-04-2015 05:48 PM
Damnit Bat, I was going to make a TG narrative.

The Batlord 03-04-2015 05:49 PM
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Originally Posted by ladyislingering (Post 1560316)
Ugh. UGH.

The Chi Omega killings are probably the grossest part of his reign of terror.
As far as illustrating him as a soulless killing machine devoid of humanity, sure, but keeping severed, putrefying heads in his bedroom for the purpose of necrophilia is pretty squick too.

DwnWthVwls 03-04-2015 05:49 PM
Bundy ain't got nothing on Albert Fish.

The Batlord 03-04-2015 05:50 PM
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Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 1560318)
Damnit Bat, I was going to make a TG narrative.
#serialkillertrailblazer

bob. 03-04-2015 05:50 PM
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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1560302)


Spoiler for Aw yeah.:
I crawl up the grass to your window
And then open up your room very slow.

I walk into your bedroom
Then I look at you with your seven months pregnant womb

I get your husband to your front bedroom
I cut his balls of with my knife
I make him eat them right there
In front of his pregnant wife
He's into his balls off
I look at him very slow

As he bleeds to death on the floor
I want you to say don't do any more

I look at your big heavy stomach
It's already moving a little bit with your baby
I use the carving knife from your kitchen
I start to perform the operation
You say "No, no don't do that!"
I say, "I don't give a ... cat's whiskers."

I pull out your baby
I chew his hand off with my teeth
I lick him clean
It's obscene
As you bleed to death I kill it
I'm just a wicked boy



awwwweee :)


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