MemberMerge
 

What a weird idea, huh? Merge two or more members and give them one name, then list their characteristics. Huh? Well, something like this:

Goofle+ Exo + JWB = John Wilkes Exgoof. He doesn't have time for animals, unless they're in grainy foreign independent films nobody has heard of, and he loves most types of music. He supports Arsenal but hates Lincoln and is a big fan of David Lynch. Has a secret passion for WWWP but really wants to knock boots with Roxy.

Huh? Huh?

Batheart: Tells the dirtiest dad jokes ever. Has a love/hate-relationship with himself. He's seen a therapist about it, but to no help, due to his heavy Irish accent and inability to communicate without a sense of detached irony. Always comments on Vanilla's boobs.

Briksmachine or Brikchine or whatever: Cutest little mixed-nationality boy. A source of irritation to Chris Hansen.

Except the norse gods are unhappy.

Since I don't really understand what to do here, you could use this as well:

Name Combiner

Lol. Ghebatlord. I knew it.

When I saw the thread title I thought that TH had finally developed an MB dating service.

DwnWthFrnlnd - An a·vant-garde philanthropist that died early in life from beard suffocation.

Planki - a cross dressing vigilante who assaults sexual predators with post rock guitar drones interlaced with speedy licks.

I'm too lazy to write up characteristics, but Frownlord is one badass name.

In the immortal words of Cheech Marin: There's gonna be a Rock Fight.

Soul Rollah: Kills whitie with earthy insults and finger snaps.

VanillaLord - A hot succubus with a tiny penis on the end of it's tail that doesn't stop making inappropriate sexual comments.

Vegan Chameleon - a vegan chameleon who runs around praising the joys of being vegan and tries to attract everyone to its causes in an overly friendly manner.

PITHY INSULTS YOU ****. I think you just want to be held and loved by two black ladies.

But we'll match you on your deepest levels of compatibility.

Lord Bulbarehip: Writes lengthy and verbose essays on how much he loves everybody with multiple ms paint pictures and also gifs.

Man how could you do that to toast!? Bishudunevenknow! :mad:

I thought it was clever!

The most affectionate and neutral member merged with the most opinionated and withdrawn member. It's like Jeckyl and Hyde or something man idfk damn yusoserious,

I liked the post WD.

Urbrik Frownlorder: Aryan drunk, with an unrelenting passion for making threads about inane issues. Scathingly cool, and doesn't hide his state of mind particularly well.

Translation: the size of your dick and/or boobs (we cater for all types here at Roxytroll's Romance Rendezvous!)

"Member merge" sounds like some kind of alien sexual practice.

Goozoon
DreadLoathsomeHatemonger

*And*.

:rofl:

Don't get it. :confused: It wasn't a mistake...

So how big are your dick and boobs?

Most people don't have both.

Maybe not most, but a lot... More than 50% of americans are obese, which automatically qualifies 50% of the male population.

Oh but it is