James

Thanks man, you've really opened my eyes.

I tend to be really nice to strangers and an ******* to my friends. I'm gonna have to step it up on here.
If you started talking **** about my dead relatives, I'd probably join in. That **** is hilarious. In fact my truly despicable sense of humour is the source of most people's negative opinions on me. I gravitate towards the sickest people I can find. My friends and I like to pretend we're all 'fetusphiles' and regularly joke about ****ing fetuses and then killing and eating them. I like to do a three bird roast type deal with my fetuses, where I stuff three fetuses of varying sizes inside of eachother with some sage and onion stuffing.