Shoot the person above you

Trollheart · 02-17-2015, 06:39 AM

Take the gun. Don't be afraid of it. It's there to be used.

But you have to say why. Reason can be made up but really it would be better if you have a legitimate reason for killing them. Oh yeah; people can come back from the dead so y'all can kill me or the Batlord as many times as we post, just not ever for the same reason.

And please don't say "I shoot you because you keep making crap threads", that's too obvious.

You can be descriptive too: "I shoot you in the head but you don't die so I blow your kneecaps off and ..." well you know the kind of thing we repressed people like to explode about.

Disclaimer: this is for FUN. I do NOT, and I assume nobody else does, advocate the use of weapons to sort out disputes. Unless it's fun. In which case, blaze away.

Oriphiel · 02-17-2015, 06:45 AM

*bang bang*

As the smoke begins to clear, a lone figure steps out of the darkness.

"You had six journals on the first page of the journal forum. Six. But I hope you brought a pen with you, 'cause now you're gonna be writing journals... in hell!"

Three weeks later, in the journal forum...

"Trollhearts Guide to Making the Most of Being a Ghost"

Isbjørn · 02-17-2015, 06:57 AM

>be me
>see ori
>*sigh*
>pulls out gun
>aims
>"oh hi briks" says ori
>i don't want to do this
>"what, u gonna shoot me?" says ori
>"i have to" i say
>"but why? that's not very nice" he says
>"ur mom is not very nice"
>*boom boom*
>shots fired

Neapolitan · 02-17-2015, 10:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Oriphiel

*bang bang*

Seems you've been listening to Cher again.

edit: I am a pacifist and can not participate in this thread.

Oriphiel · 02-17-2015, 12:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Neapolitan

Seems you've been listening to Cher again.

I may as well just admit that i'm addicted to the sixties.

**Frownland** · 02-17-2015, 12:16 PM

I shot Ori with a lethal amount of morphine because he said his tolerance was high but I guess it wasn't high enough.

Neapolitan · 02-17-2015, 12:52 PM

I shot Frownland's sax full of lead, and now he said it sounds better than ever.

Plankton · 02-17-2015, 01:23 PM

I shot the Sheriff.

Deputy too.

****ers tried to steal my ****.

In a case of mistaken identity, I put a bullet right through Nea's heart.

Sing it with meh!

HAAAaaartbreakah! A pAAAAain maykah! Stole the luv right out yo heart...

**Frownland** · 02-17-2015, 01:25 PM

I shot Plankton with my handgun because he was naked in my front yard shouting Bon Jovi songs.

Chula Vista · 02-17-2015, 01:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Trollheart

Take the gun. Don't be afraid of it. It's there to be used.

That model is LEO only. You're going to get a bunch of folks in trouble man.

02-17-2015, 06:39 AM	#1 (permalink)
Trollheart Born to be mild Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: 404 Not Found Posts: 26,992	Shoot the person above you Take the gun. Don't be afraid of it. It's there to be used. But you have to say why. Reason can be made up but really it would be better if you have a legitimate reason for killing them. Oh yeah; people can come back from the dead so y'all can kill me or the Batlord as many times as we post, just not ever for the same reason. And please don't say "I shoot you because you keep making crap threads", that's too obvious. You can be descriptive too: "I shoot you in the head but you don't die so I blow your kneecaps off and ..." well you know the kind of thing we repressed people like to explode about. Disclaimer: this is for FUN. I do NOT, and I assume nobody else does, advocate the use of weapons to sort out disputes. Unless it's fun. In which case, blaze away. __________________ Trollheart: Signature-free since April 2018

02-17-2015, 06:45 AM	#2 (permalink)
Oriphiel Ask me how! Join Date: Oct 2014 Location: The States Posts: 5,354	bang bang As the smoke begins to clear, a lone figure steps out of the darkness. "You had six journals on the first page of the journal forum. Six. But I hope you brought a pen with you, 'cause now you're gonna be writing journals... in hell!" Three weeks later, in the journal forum... "Trollhearts Guide to Making the Most of Being a Ghost" __________________ ---------------------- \|---Mic's Albums---\| ---------------------- ----------------------------- \|---Deafbox Industries---\| -----------------------------

02-17-2015, 06:57 AM	#3 (permalink)
Isbjørn cooler commie than elph Join Date: Sep 2012 Location: In a hole, help Posts: 2,811	>be me >see ori >sigh >pulls out gun >aims >"oh hi briks" says ori >i don't want to do this >"what, u gonna shoot me?" says ori >"i have to" i say >"but why? that's not very nice" he says >"ur mom is not very nice" >boom boom >shots fired __________________ fast(ml) Hear me play the guitar Look, mom! I got a journal

02-17-2015, 12:16 PM	#6 (permalink)
Frownland SOPHIE FOREVER Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: East of the Southern North American West Posts: 35,541	I shot Ori with a lethal amount of morphine because he said his tolerance was high but I guess it wasn't high enough. __________________ Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth. d e a f b o x

02-17-2015, 01:23 PM	#8 (permalink)
Plankton Just Keep Swimming... Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: See signature... Posts: 7,765	I shot the Sheriff. Deputy too. **ers tried to steal my **. In a case of mistaken identity, I put a bullet right through Nea's heart. Sing it with meh! HAAAaaartbreakah! A pAAAAain maykah! Stole the luv right out yo heart... __________________ See location...

02-17-2015, 01:25 PM	#9 (permalink)
Frownland SOPHIE FOREVER Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: East of the Southern North American West Posts: 35,541	I shot Plankton with my handgun because he was naked in my front yard shouting Bon Jovi songs. __________________ Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth. d e a f b o x