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Trollheart · 02-14-2015, 06:32 AM

This is going to be stupid but anyway...

Post one thing you would never do. Can be funny, serious, stupid, touching, all of the above or none of the above. Only rule: don't post something someone else has posted.

If anyone posts, that is.

Me: I would never hit a woman.

Oriphiel · 02-14-2015, 07:23 AM

What if the woman was a crazy axe murderer who'd killed all of your friends after you all decided to spend the weekend in your uncle's cabin in the woods?

I would never steal from someone, unless I absolutely had to in order to survive.

DwnWthVwls · 02-14-2015, 08:39 AM

Never procreate (fingers crossed)

Plankton · 02-14-2015, 08:50 AM

I would never leave the atmosphere without proper attire.

Isbjørn · 02-14-2015, 09:55 AM

I would never perpetrate genocide.

That went from a mere New Year's resolution to a full-on life goal, and I've gone fifteen years without attempting to murder lots of people, so I'd say I deserve a pat on the back.

Key · 02-14-2015, 12:17 PM

I would never post in this thread.

Oh wait, ****.

Machine · 02-15-2015, 10:43 AM

I would never want another sibling.

Two years ago my answer would have been I will never do weed.

**Scarlett O'Hara** · 02-15-2015, 04:19 PM

I will never sky dive.

02-14-2015, 06:32 AM	#1 (permalink)
Trollheart Born to be mild Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: 404 Not Found Posts: 26,992	Neverland This is going to be stupid but anyway... Post one thing you would never do. Can be funny, serious, stupid, touching, all of the above or none of the above. Only rule: don't post something someone else has posted. If anyone posts, that is. Me: I would never hit a woman. __________________ Trollheart: Signature-free since April 2018

02-14-2015, 07:23 AM	#2 (permalink)
Oriphiel Ask me how! Join Date: Oct 2014 Location: The States Posts: 5,354	What if the woman was a crazy axe murderer who'd killed all of your friends after you all decided to spend the weekend in your uncle's cabin in the woods? I would never steal from someone, unless I absolutely had to in order to survive. __________________ ---------------------- \|---Mic's Albums---\| ---------------------- ----------------------------- \|---Deafbox Industries---\| -----------------------------

02-14-2015, 08:50 AM	#4 (permalink)
Plankton Just Keep Swimming... Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: See signature... Posts: 7,765	I would never leave the atmosphere without proper attire. __________________ See location...

02-14-2015, 09:55 AM	#5 (permalink)
Isbjørn cooler commie than elph Join Date: Sep 2012 Location: In a hole, help Posts: 2,811	I would never perpetrate genocide. That went from a mere New Year's resolution to a full-on life goal, and I've gone fifteen years without attempting to murder lots of people, so I'd say I deserve a pat on the back. __________________ fast(ml) Hear me play the guitar Look, mom! I got a journal

02-15-2015, 10:43 AM	#7 (permalink)
Machine moon lake inc. Join Date: Oct 2014 Location: Detroit Posts: 2,125	I would never want another sibling. Two years ago my answer would have been I will never do weed. __________________ boost my ego listen to me stroke my delay pedal ever wanted to hear death grips songs... but they're acoustic? me neither.

02-14-2015, 12:17 PM	#6 (permalink)
Key . Join Date: Dec 2010 Posts: 13,153	I would never post in this thread. Oh wait, ****.

02-15-2015, 04:19 PM	#8 (permalink)
Scarlett O'Hara Make it so Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 6,181	I will never sky dive. __________________ "Elph is truly an enfant terrible of the forum, bless and curse him" - Marie, Queen of Thots