the end...

A lone child is wandering aimlessly through a field, on the run from something he doesn't even remember. Like a migratory bird, he's forgotten why he left but he knows he has to push forward. He finds his way onto the farmer's ranch and decides to ask for directions and if anyone knew where he was going. He sees McAsshole dead on the ground and walks up to him saying "Mister! Mister! Can you help me?" and starts poking him with a stick. He sees the farmer but even a child as young as this one realizes it's pointless to talk to someone that blitzed out of their mind. McAsshole starts to shudder and then...

Why the epilogue?

I guess I misinterpreted your post. Whatever, your guys' story was getting lame anyway so it stays.

Because you are a party pooper.

I added on to your sentence.. I'm not a party pooper I'm just not creative. :(