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Old 02-01-2015, 09:09 PM   #21 (permalink)
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plot twist: WD blows so fucking hard into serial killer that she explodes into millions of spiders.
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Old 02-01-2015, 09:13 PM   #22 (permalink)
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Spiders. EVERYWHERE.
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Old 02-01-2015, 09:20 PM   #23 (permalink)
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WD is the first one to die in the horror movie for being mean to sweet, innocent and adorable young ladies.
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Old 02-01-2015, 09:31 PM   #24 (permalink)
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Psssssh you don't know shit
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Old 02-01-2015, 09:34 PM   #25 (permalink)
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A monster in love with Ki killed her out of jealousy.

Spoiler for plot twist:
It was Batlord.
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Old 02-01-2015, 11:29 PM   #26 (permalink)
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Killed by a feminist for being a man.
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Sax came to life and slammed his body on different things for awesome sound effects on it's new avant-garde noise record.


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A monster in love with Ki killed her out of jealousy.

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That's not a plot twist. All you did was spoil the monster..
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Old 02-02-2015, 04:18 AM   #28 (permalink)
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Old 02-02-2015, 06:40 AM   #29 (permalink)
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