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03-01-2015, 06:10 PM | #52 (permalink) | |
Zum Henker Defätist!!
Join Date: Jan 2011
Location: Beating GNR at DDR and keying Axl's new car
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I was playing the saxophone while strangling a cat with my bare feet, and Jesus Christ did it sound amazing. I'm a musical genius.
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03-01-2015, 06:11 PM | #53 (permalink) | ||
Oracle
Join Date: Apr 2013
Location: Closer then you think.....
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03-01-2015, 06:11 PM | #54 (permalink) | ||
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03-01-2015, 06:26 PM | #56 (permalink) |
SOPHIE FOREVER
Join Date: Aug 2011
Location: East of the Southern North American West
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I have to do homework.
What the fuck? I just have my shiet Chromebook made of fucking diamond dust or something that'll make it look real shiny and chromed out. I have to watch porn right next to my mother because her bed is the only warm place in the house. I basically have to come on her back and clean it up before she wakes up. At least it wasn't as bad as that one time where we spooned while listening to Manowar. We both got pretty horny and that was fun.
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03-01-2015, 06:33 PM | #58 (permalink) |
Born to be mild
Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: 404 Not Found
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Leave me alone you bastard Frownland.
And I crack eggs from the middle by the way. Didn't think of factoring THAT one in, didya? Throws the whole scoring system off now. And what about Captain Picard? If anyone knows how to crack an egg it should be him. Not to mention the historical significance of Humpty Dumpty, just a metaphor for a guy on crack (hah) from our shared emotional childhood genetics. Hah! Now you have to go do your whole scoring system out again from scratch. Don't use Microsoft Excel, OpenOffice is free and I hate Micro$oft...
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03-01-2015, 06:35 PM | #59 (permalink) |
Out of Place
Join Date: Nov 2011
Location: in an abstract house
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@Ki i know that one! their name escapes me atm though
Oh man, i got so **** faced last night i ended up ****in some random twink that liked my "Fiddlar" graffiti..
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