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I was playing the saxophone while strangling a cat with my bare feet, and Jesus Christ did it sound amazing. I'm a musical genius.
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I went walking in my bare feet in about 10 feet of snow for cigarettes. Even when I know that Ki is a far more superior human being than I am. I just have to come to accept the fact that i'm a loser.
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I have to do homework.
What the fuck? I just have my shiet Chromebook made of fucking diamond dust or something that'll make it look real shiny and chromed out. I have to watch porn right next to my mother because her bed is the only warm place in the house. I basically have to come on her back and clean it up before she wakes up. At least it wasn't as bad as that one time where we spooned while listening to Manowar. We both got pretty horny and that was fun. |
iiiiimmmmmmmmmmmm soooooooooooooooooooooo baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaakeeeeeeeeeeeedddddddddd
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Leave me alone you bastard Frownland.
And I crack eggs from the middle by the way. Didn't think of factoring THAT one in, didya? Throws the whole scoring system off now. And what about Captain Picard? If anyone knows how to crack an egg it should be him. Not to mention the historical significance of Humpty Dumpty, just a metaphor for a guy on crack (hah) from our shared emotional childhood genetics. Hah! Now you have to go do your whole scoring system out again from scratch. Don't use Microsoft Excel, OpenOffice is free and I hate Micro$oft... |
@Ki i know that one! their name escapes me atm though
Oh man, i got so **** faced last night i ended up ****in some random twink that liked my "Fiddlar" graffiti.. |
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