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01-06-2015, 09:15 PM
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Dude... What?
Join Date: Oct 2013
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Write a poem about the person above you
Haiku, rap, sonnet, whatever you'd like. Idea obviously inspired by other threads, so what about it?
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I spit bullets in my feet Every time I speak So I write instead And still people want me dead ~msc |
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01-06-2015, 09:18 PM
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Remember the underscore
Join Date: Feb 2014
Location: The other side
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Just doing a haiku because I'm too lazy to make it rhyme.
Marijuana is WhateverDude's drug of choice But he likes booze too
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01-06-2015, 11:09 PM
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Fck Ths Thngs
Join Date: May 2014
Location: NJ
Posts: 6,261
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Dog goes woof, cat goes meow.
Bird goes tweet, and mouse goes squeak. Cow goes moo. Frog goes croak, and the elephant goes toot. Ducks say quack and fish go blub, and the seal goes OW OW OW. But there's one sound that no one knows... WHAT DOES Pet_Sounds SAY? Ring-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding! Gering-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding! Gering-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding! WHAT Pet_Sounds SAY? Wa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pow! Wa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pow! Wa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pow! WHAT Pet_Sounds SAY? Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho! Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho! Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho! WHAT Pet_Sounds SAY? Joff-tchoff-tchoff-tchoffo-tchoffo-tchoff! Joff-tchoff-tchoff-tchoffo-tchoffo-tchoff! Joff-tchoff-tchoff-tchoffo-tchoffo-tchoff! WHAT Pet_Sounds SAY? Big blue eyes, pointy nose, chasing mice, and digging holes. Tiny hands, up the hill, suddenly you're standing still. Your hair is brown, so beautiful, like an angel in disguise. But if you meet a friendly horse, will you communicate by mo-o-o-o-orse, mo-o-o-o-orse, mo-o-o-o-orse? How will you speak to that h-o-o-orse, h-o-o-orse, h-o-o-orse? WHAT DOES Pet_Sounds SAY?! Jacha-chacha-chacha-chow! Jacha-chacha-chacha-chow! Jacha-chacha-chacha-chow! WHAT Pet_Sounds SAY? Fraka-kaka-kaka-kaka-kow! Fraka-kaka-kaka-kaka-kow! Fraka-kaka-kaka-kaka-kow! WHAT Pet_Sounds SAY? A-hee-ahee ha-hee! A-hee-ahee ha-hee! A-hee-ahee ha-hee! WHAT Pet_Sounds SAY? A-oo-oo-oo-ooo! Woo-oo-oo-ooo! WHAT DOES Pet_Sounds SAY?! The secret of Pet_Sounds, ancient mystery. Somewhere deep in the woods, I know you're hiding. What is your sound? Will we ever know? Will always be a mystery what do you say? You're my guardian angel hiding in the woods. What is your sound? (A-bubu-duh-bubu-dwee-dum a-bubu-duh-bubu-dwee-dum) Will we ever know? (A-bubu-duh-bubu-dwee-dum) I want to, I want to, I want to know! (A-bubu-duh-bubu-dwee-dum) (Bay-buh-day bum-bum bay-dum)
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01-07-2015, 09:03 PM
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Dude... What?
Join Date: Oct 2013
Posts: 1,322
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Bulbasaur is also known as Toast
Everyone loves him because he loves everyone the most His taste in music is pretty rad He's too cool to ever get mad No one knows where he's from or what he does He keeps his identity a mystery just because
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I spit bullets in my feet Every time I speak So I write instead And still people want me dead ~msc |
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01-07-2015, 09:24 PM
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SOPHIE FOREVER
Join Date: Aug 2011
Location: East of the Southern North American West
Posts: 35,541
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Thrice distilled blood runs through his veins
Still manages to come up with danks. Perving out on coworkers: a moral affliction Friction keeping him from biting fruits forbidden. A cheap whore riding Transit with creeps residing. 'No sick ****ers I don't do bjs, get the **** outta my space Not unless you're womanly with a manly face.'
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Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth. |
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01-07-2015, 09:28 PM
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Toasted Poster
Join Date: Oct 2014
Location: SoCal by way of Boston
Posts: 11,332
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There once was this dude named Frown
Who was a legend all about town Now that's all fine and true But what I haven't told you Was it's because he was such a clown 
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“The fact that we live at the bottom of a deep gravity well, on the surface of a gas covered planet going around a nuclear fireball 90 million miles away and think this to be normal is obviously some indication of how skewed our perspective tends to be.” |
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01-07-2015, 09:55 PM
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Crusher of tiny Nords
Join Date: Mar 2014
Location: Ugly Bag of Mostly Water
Posts: 1,363
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Reminds me of Plank, but more of a talker
And thinks that he's old, though he has no walker He's a nice enough guy, but he did once try To convince us we'd all **** his daughter
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[SIG][/SIG] Mirth is King Be Loving & Open With
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01-07-2015, 09:57 PM
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Toasted Poster
Join Date: Oct 2014
Location: SoCal by way of Boston
Posts: 11,332
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That. Will. Simply. Never. Die.
 I gotta sign off or I'd take A STAB at you Carpe. Night MB.
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“The fact that we live at the bottom of a deep gravity well, on the surface of a gas covered planet going around a nuclear fireball 90 million miles away and think this to be normal is obviously some indication of how skewed our perspective tends to be.” |
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