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Old 01-07-2015, 12:27 PM   #81 (permalink)
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Old 01-07-2015, 12:33 PM   #82 (permalink)
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Considering this thread is mostly click-baity headlines from dubious sources I'm going to move this thread out of the Current Events, Philosophy, & Religion subforum and into the Games, Lists, Jokes, & Polls.
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Old 01-07-2015, 04:53 PM   #83 (permalink)
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Old 01-08-2015, 09:46 PM   #84 (permalink)
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Considering this thread is mostly click-baity headlines from dubious sources I'm going to move this thread out of the Current Events, Philosophy, & Religion subforum and into the Games, Lists, Jokes, & Polls.
Fair enough.

Florida Man throws his 5-year-old daughter off of a bridge
Florida Man tells cops he's ready to die "New York style" after beating girlfriend
Florida Man gets a year in prison for stealing golf carts
Florida Man sells pregnant woman to major creeps
Florida Man arrested for moving a shitload of weed
Florida Man tries to hide cocaine in loaf of bread while crossing the border

Even Florida's babies are nuts....

Florida Girl, 15, shoots 16 year old brother
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Old 01-09-2015, 09:26 AM   #85 (permalink)
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One of the more memorable escapades of Florida Man from 2013...

Gregory Matthew Bruni: 911 call reveals moment naked home invader rampaged Florida man's home | Daily Mail Online
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Florida Man shoots former landlord
Florida Man sends dick pic to 12 year old girl

Seems all has been (mostly) quiet on the Florida Man homefront...
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Old 01-10-2015, 09:16 PM   #87 (permalink)
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What is with Florida man and 12yo girls? Jesus dudde, get help
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Old 01-10-2015, 10:43 PM   #88 (permalink)
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Seriously. Like you can't get anyone younger so you have to go for the old hags? Sickos.
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I'm sure that unfortunate girl wasn't too thrilled to see some Florida dude's bearded lizard.
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