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Pet_Sounds 01-06-2015 09:53 AM
That's just made me reconsider whether I really to want to work at a pet store again this summer.

ladyislingering 01-06-2015 10:40 AM
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Originally Posted by Pet_Sounds (Post 1533970)
That's just made me reconsider whether I really to want to work at a pet store again this summer.
You might get smacked by a lizard. Make sure there's a lizard combat clause in your employment contract first. :laughing:

Frownland 01-06-2015 10:44 AM
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Originally Posted by John Wilkes Booth (Post 1533554)
cause instead of just using simple words to say a directly what you think he hides behind vague passive aggressive type ****
I was emulating mordwyr so direct your conplaints to him.

The Batlord 01-06-2015 11:27 AM
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Originally Posted by ladyislingering (Post 1533987)
You might get smacked by a lizard. Make sure there's a lizard combat clause in your employment contract first. :laughing:
He should be proactive and smack the lizard first. In private though. Don't want to get charged with public indecency.

John Wilkes Booth 01-06-2015 01:45 PM
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Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 1533989)
I was emulating mordwyr so direct your conplaints to him.
your beard reminds me of islam. i'm surprised that i was too ****ed up to make that connection. i think i need to slow down.

Pet_Sounds 01-06-2015 08:49 PM
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Originally Posted by ladyislingering (Post 1533987)
You might get smacked by a lizard. Make sure there's a lizard combat clause in your employment contract first. :laughing:
When I go back to work this summer, I'm going to cringe every time somebody picks up a reptile. Thank God I work in the fish department.

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1534023)
He should be proactive and smack the lizard first. In private though. Don't want to get charged with public indecency.
:rolleyes: Well bugger me sideways, to borrow a colloquial turn of phrase.

The Batlord 01-06-2015 09:02 PM
I still can't believe there are fish nerds. You're like a hipster dork.

ladyislingering 01-06-2015 09:06 PM
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Originally Posted by Pet_Sounds (Post 1534273)
When I go back to work this summer, I'm going to cringe every time somebody picks up a reptile. Thank God I work in the fish department.
There are no laws stating that you can't slap someone with a fish. You shouldn't, but that doesn't mean you can't. :laughing:

ladyislingering 01-06-2015 09:28 PM
Florida Man's been busy!

Florida Man brings baby to an attempted burglary
Florida Man arrested for possession of illegal drugs while wearing a shirt about illegal drugs

Florida Man arrested for masturbating outside of school(s) while looking at children
Florida Man leaves behind teeth in a car he intended to steal
Florida Man stabs his father with pliers during an argument
Florida Man drunkenly drives wrong way on freeway, almost hits state trooper

Florida Woman has mostly flown under the radar today...

Florida Woman's new drivers' license states that she lives on "Eat Ass" street

And while this is old news (June 11, 2014) ... Florida Woman named Crystal Methany shoots a missile into a vehicle in the most Florida thing that ever happened.

Psy-Fi 01-07-2015 08:48 AM
These four are from 2014, but the adventures of Florida Man & Florida Woman never get stale...

Florida Man Tries to Skip Out On Restaurant Bill By Getting Into Wrong Car | New Times Broward-Palm Beach

Police arrest tar-covered man atop Daytona Beach store | News-JournalOnline.com

Cops: Pocket-Dial To 911 Sinks Florida Trio Operating Meth Lab In Backyard Shed | The Smoking Gun

Florida Man Has Sex With Pit Bull as Neighbors Beg Him to Stop | New Times Broward-Palm Beach


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