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Originally Posted by OccultHawk (Post 1533843)

A lot of people have kids. Very few people should have kids. I'll be the first to admit my parents never should have had me. I also think no father is better than a bad father. But they way it is now with all these men raising other men's children or just hanging around the house screwing their mothers is ridiculous. People want to defend it because that's how they were raised or that's what they're doing now but it's easy to see it's no good.

People are defending men screwing their mothers?

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Originally Posted by OccultHawk (Post 1533843)

Okay, let's say that very few people should have kids. Let's also say that no father is better than a bad father. Just for arguments sake.

First of all, what do those things actually have to do with the point you're trying to make?

Secondly, the rest of argument is broad objective claims about what you feel should be easy to see or obvious. These are your opinions, and the very things we disagree with you on. Obviously, these things aren't obvious to us. If they were, then we wouldn't be having this debate.

Your entire argument is pretty much just a big "I feel like this is true, so it must be true", and, after all, there's more to an argument than an opinion.

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Originally Posted by WhateverDude (Post 1533847)

Uh.... nice debating skills. Also, no better father than a bad father?? wtf??? You have some seriously skewed views, man. Jesus.

Oh, and to be fair, that can be interpreted in a couple different ways. I took it as "not having a father is better than having a bad one".

Maybe he can clarify what he meant, but I think that's the one.

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Originally Posted by ladyislingering (Post 1533881)

Florida Man hits Florida store employee with lizard

uh.... what?

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Originally Posted by WhateverDude (Post 1533884)

uh.... what?

right??

of all things he could have smacked a guy with, it had to be a lizard. :laughing:

Poor lizard :(.

I can just imagine, chillin in the lamplight. Minded his bizz. Eyein the turtles across the aisle, pondering what life must be like as a turtle. Then, all of a sudden, a humongous hand just wraps around his little tail, whirls him around like a nunchuck, and smacks some dude in the face with his face. Like wow dude, way to be a dick person with humongous hands. Rude.

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Originally Posted by WhateverDude (Post 1533887)

I'd be so pissed if I was just doing lizard stuff and all of a sudden Florida Man decided to pull some shit.

Like, damn, Florida Man, you could have just asked if the lizard was a ninja assassin.

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Originally Posted by WhateverDude (Post 1533558)

Uh... I'd say having sex with children is ****ed up regardless of what time period it occurs in. I don't see how feeling that way is 'touchy' and I think this whole idea you have of 'reality' is profoundly cowardly and inhibited. The world is ****ed up, therefore it's stupid to be upset about it? It's just reality that stuff like that happens. "Meh". Also way to be sexist and marginalize women... also I think you missed the 'inside-joke' aspect of Frown's post.

it just occurred to me that maybe he was doing a roxy impression lol. if so then my bad. if he was serious then never mind. either way just try to keep in mind that lately i've been on a lot of drugs.

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Originally Posted by ladyislingering (Post 1533881)

Florida Man hits Florida store employee with lizard

Swinging his bearded lizard around, smacking employees with it, putting it in his mouth...

That conjures up some rather perverse pet store imagery! :yikes: