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Old 01-03-2015, 07:15 PM   #11 (permalink)
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So... did y'all just forget about the dude trippin balls who hate some other dude's fvckin face or...?
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Old 01-03-2015, 07:28 PM   #12 (permalink)
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i thought it turned out there was nothing in his system but marijuana
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Old 01-03-2015, 07:33 PM   #13 (permalink)
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i thought it turned out there was nothing in his system but marijuana
You mean there wasn't even any blood? Wouldn't you die?
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Old 01-03-2015, 07:35 PM   #14 (permalink)
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i thought it turned out there was nothing in his system but marijuana
idk, dude.

But... yeah, if anything that makes the story more crazy. Dude straight up just decided to chomp someone's face off then. I mean, I've gotten pretty damn stoned but the thought or impulse to eat someone never crossed my mind. That dude was a frickin loon.
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Old 01-03-2015, 07:39 PM   #15 (permalink)
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idk, dude.

But... yeah, if anything that makes the story more crazy. Dude straight up just decided to chomp someone's face off then. I mean, I've gotten pretty damn stoned but the thought or impulse to eat someone never crossed my mind. That dude was a frickin loon.
nah, I just focused on Florida Man's mishaps in 2015 thus far.

I don't think I'll ever forget the bath salts guy.
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Old 01-03-2015, 07:51 PM   #16 (permalink)
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idk, dude.

But... yeah, if anything that makes the story more crazy. Dude straight up just decided to chomp someone's face off then. I mean, I've gotten pretty damn stoned but the thought or impulse to eat someone never crossed my mind. That dude was a frickin loon.
what makes the story even better is that haitians actually believe in zombies and there's tons of haitians down there. and shortly after that incident...
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Old 01-03-2015, 07:56 PM   #17 (permalink)
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what makes the story even better is that haitians actually believe in zombies and there's tons of haitians down there. and shortly after that incident...
I wanted to say that was ****ed up and not cool, but I was laughing far too hard the entire time to really mean it. Especially at the end when the dude got chased by like twenty guys. That's ****ing brilliant.
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Old 01-03-2015, 08:26 PM   #18 (permalink)
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Florida Man's newest adventures....

Florida running back poops himself on the field
Florida Man dies after crashing van into house
Florida Man won't just let "bigfoot" go
Florida man thinks he's a 400 year old Indian, smears ashes on face, steals car
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Old 01-03-2015, 08:30 PM   #19 (permalink)
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Florida Woman's been busy too ...

Florida Woman steals package, runs over rightful owner in his own driveway
Florida Woman shoots Florida Man in Florida argument
Florida Woman arrested for child abuse and one other repulsive crime
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What... on... earth?
womp womp womp.... now this story is sad.
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