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Old 12-26-2020, 04:19 PM   #111 (permalink)
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what about her? Even I have my doubts about her being hot
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I want to open a school for MB's lost boys and teach them basic coping skills and build up their self esteem and strengthen their emotional intelligence and teach them about vegetables and institutionalized racism and sexism and then they'll all build a bronze statue of me in my honor and my bronzed titties will forever be groped by the grubby paws of you ****ing whiny pathetic white boys.
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Old 12-26-2020, 04:28 PM   #112 (permalink)
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If the iguanas are dying the alligators are next.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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they're not native to the region anyway

Let em freeze
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itt batlord declares that Seminoles are not human.

In all seriousness I know it sounds callous but invasive species are a serious problem in Florida and are hurting the wildlife down there. Its not the iguana/python/monkey's fault but they don't belong there and them being there is destroying the local ecosystem.

Of course, it's humans fault they're there in the first place.
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itt batlord declares that Seminoles are not human.

In all seriousness I know it sounds callous but invasive species are a serious problem in Florida and are hurting the wildlife down there. Its not the iguana/python/monkey's fault but they don't belong there and them being there is destroying the local ecosystem.

Of course, it's humans fault they're there in the first place.
It’s a huge problem.

Lionfish are a bigger environmental concern than the oil spill. ****ing fire ants are an invasive species.
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Killing OH would help way more tbh.
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Whites are the ultimate invasive species that’s true.
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It’s a huge problem.

Lionfish are a bigger environmental concern than the oil spill. ****ing fire ants are an invasive species.
fire ants are an invasive species through most of the south. They're among the most resilient lifeforms around. Damn near impossible to do anything about it. Fire ants will actually merge colonies into super colonies sometimes with multiple queens and often with all but one queen eventually being killed by the colony. Its cut throat as **** lol.

I was watching this documentary on ants and there's this other ant, a black one I think which is from south america where some of the colonies started mutating so they wouldn't fight with other colonies of the same species. Its a pherimone ants have where each colony has a distinct scent and of an ant runs into an ant from another colony, they will immediately fight to the death as colonies are usually in direct competition for resources. But in this species, some of the colonies started mutating to not recognize that scent in other colonies of the same species. So they wouldn't fight if they met. The result is a network of colonies of the same species that don't fight and basically effectively form a sort of super colony. They've managed to spread from Argentina to Spain and other parts of the world via infesting ships that travel internationally. So essentially there's an international super colony of this one specific form of ants.
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