Your tombstone
 

On which would be written what?

(Idea, Copyright Machine @MMXIV)

Me: "They finally managed to shut me up!"

You?

'I'd like to be cremated.'

We're gonna need some kind of evidence of this, as I believe it was WWP's suggestion. I could be wrong.

"Got busy dying."

"I hope he's dead, since we buried him."

...and under that:

"Whats that scratching sound?"

Here lies Machine, he's finally gone. In fact if he comes back shoot him quickly, we don't need that kind of stress.

What a Bitch
Good Riddance

I'm sure my family's happy.

I present exhibit A (although I don't know when or if WWWP mentioned it, but this was the first I saw of the idea)

Mind you, that was in almost response to this:

so perhaps MasterBaggins gets the credit. Still, it was Machine who asked for a thread, and who am I to disappoint?

"Confusion"

Will be my epitaph.

At the bottom of this mine lies one hell of a man.

Goddamnit why didn't I think of that?

"We told him not to"

You could just make the lettering really small, so that people have to get right up close to read it, and make it say "Get off of me!"

Or "the last time someone was on top of me was at the morgue".

"Here Lies Mikael. Worked hard. Partied harder. Never had a clue what was going on for sure but got by anyways."

I promise if you die before me, I'll write your eulogy while drunk and deliver it with as much liquor in my system as I can handle, just to be sure that your life has been honored in the appropriate fashion. :laughing:

Hehe, it's a plan. I'll do the same :D

None of the deathtalk though. Pretty sure we're immortal. We just don't even know it. What gastrointestinal problems? That doc was whack yo.

"Why are you here?"

Some options:

"Died doing what he loved... dying."

"Died as he lived...screaming, crying, shooting wildly."

"Like a candle, he burned brightly for a moment, and then was snuffed out too soon. Also like a candle, he smelled suspiciously like french vanilla."

"so this was a thing that happened"

Seriously though, I might get that shooting star quote by Jim Morrison. The one I had in my signature awhile ago.

"Well that sucked"

"Steal this tombstone"

Dig six feet to find the treasure.

Ahh, I thought maybe it was in response to this:

...which can be found here:

http://www.musicbanter.com/games-lis...above-you.html

Good dude. Made me laugh.

"...He seemed taller in real life."

"...Finaly, No more taxes!"

"...Good luck getting your money back!"

"ayy lmao"

"I'm in hell with your mom and she really does suck cocks" - (The Exorcist movie reference)

Ey, can someone write mine for me?

Cutest little Norse corpse

"day three"
"flu winning"
"don dying"