At the bottom of this mine lies one hell of a man.

Goddamnit why didn't I think of that?

"We told him not to"

You could just make the lettering really small, so that people have to get right up close to read it, and make it say "Get off of me!"

Or "the last time someone was on top of me was at the morgue".

"Here Lies Mikael. Worked hard. Partied harder. Never had a clue what was going on for sure but got by anyways."

I promise if you die before me, I'll write your eulogy while drunk and deliver it with as much liquor in my system as I can handle, just to be sure that your life has been honored in the appropriate fashion. :laughing:

Hehe, it's a plan. I'll do the same :D

None of the deathtalk though. Pretty sure we're immortal. We just don't even know it. What gastrointestinal problems? That doc was whack yo.

"Why are you here?"

Some options:

"Died doing what he loved... dying."

"Died as he lived...screaming, crying, shooting wildly."

"Like a candle, he burned brightly for a moment, and then was snuffed out too soon. Also like a candle, he smelled suspiciously like french vanilla."

"so this was a thing that happened"