He was a pretty young woman with a pretty young woman's taste in music. Sadly, one day he discovered cocaine at the age of thirty, and couldn't deal with the fact that he'd squandered all those years that would have been acceptable for him to practice a drug habit. The next two years were a blur of twitching and self loathing, until the day that he was discovered with his head stuffed down a toilet.
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Originally Posted by WhateverDude
One day a trollwoman took a really big ****. Then she cast a spell on the **** and it started to take the shape of a young human child. That child grew up. But not too much, just barely enough to be regarded as generally distasteful. But not in a Charles Manson kinda way though so s'all good under the hood. So turdboy became turdman and now turdman is like on the computer or working at some dead end job or masturbating or some ****. Who cares.
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I had no idea this was about me at first, then about halfway through the second sentence I grew suspicious.
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you are a terrible, terrible man who had a terrible childhood. |
Muppets are creepy as ****. They seem just real enough to feel like actual beings, but there is an unsettling, sinister quality to them, since you know they're not. And the Swedish Chef is just Satan. Never liked Sesame Street either. Or Fraggle Rock. Or Barney. **** Barney.
01-01-2015, 08:50 PM
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